Ridin' the Holly Davidson
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In yet another Arrested Development x Archer connection, the undercover CIA agent who who follows the Bluthโ€™s to their house in Iraq also plays undercover CIA agent Holly in Archer. Gary Cole is probably best known for his work in Veep as Kent Davidson. reddit.com/gallery/mlcvfp
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Davidson's HR/Holly Big Drop

ECBP, EC Toasted Barrel, 1792 Full Proof, HMK 10y, HH BiB. Limit 1, ask for them at the dock-type area behind the registers.

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Discord for Mt Holly, Mooresville, Davidson, Statesville, Salisbury w/Map

Want to access fantastic Pokemon Go Maps, Rare Pokemon Alerts, and Raid Alerts for Huntersville, Mt Holly, Davidson, Mooresville, Statesville, Salisbury and much more? Just by joining the discord you will be able to immediately see Rare Spawn Alerts and Raid Alerts for these areas. Maps are unlocked by chatting and being active in the community or immediately with a small donation(Not required). This is a great Pokemon Go Community with very active and friendly members. Check out our discord at https://discord.gg/nyfFTsW. Please let me know if you have any questions.

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Hollie Davidson set for first menโ€™s professional referee appointment scottishrugby.org/news/daโ€ฆ
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What kind of motorbike is on Santa's wishlist?

A Holly Davidson.

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MATCH THREAD: Northampton v Racing 92 in the ECC @ Franklin's Gardens KO 2000 GMT

Northampton: Furbank; Freeman, Dingwall, Hutchinson, Skosan; Biggar, Mitchell; Waller, Matavesi, Painter, Ribbans, Moon, Wilkins, Ludlam (capt), Augustus.

Replacements: Fish, Auterac, Hill, Ratuniyarawa, Coles, James, Litchfield, Sleightholme.

Racing 92: Beale; Thomas, Vakatawa, Fickou (c), Imhoff; Russell, Machenaud; Gogichashvili, Baubigny, Oz; Jones, Le Roux; Diallo, Lauret, Tanga.

Replacements: Chat, Ben Arous, Gomes Sa, Bresler, Chouzenoux, Gibert, Chavancy, Taofifenua.

Match officials

Referee: Mike Adamson (Sco)

Touch judges: Ben Blain and Ian Kenny (Sco)

TMO: Hollie Davidson (Sco)

Weather: A clear sky and a gentle breeze 3ยฐc

-1' Healey already being a nob

1' furbank fields the KO resulting clearance is charged down goes dead in goal

2' Northampton penalised for off feet and by TMO for high tackle

3' machenaud slots an easy 3

4' Wilkins? Penalised for offside at the breakdown machenaud with another easy 3

7 Mitchell penalised for offside Russell puts it in the corner

8' some maverick play from Finn and an outrageous offload from Beale racing ,6 scores under the sticks

9' machenaud adds 2

13' ribbans tackled doesn't release pen to the Parisians

14' resulting lineout isn't thrown straight scrum saints

15' saints absolutely monstered at scrum but racing seal off the breakdown lucky pen nh

16' racing backs offside pen saints put in corner

20' Freeman penalised for holding on a kickable penalty to Racing machenaud adds the 3

23' Russell has way too much time picks a run from Imhoff who goes through unchallenged under the posts 2 extra a formality

27' racing off feet NH can relieve some pressure

29' saints put some phases together dingwall chips through and Skosan scores Biggar adds 2

35' Ribbans plays the 9 silly pen for racing

37' massive drive unopposed from the lineout everyone sucked in Russell exploits the overlap Imhoff scores easily

38' machenaud misses the conversion

40' HALFTIME Russell and Beale on another planet. Northampton struggling at set piece.

42' absolute filth from Russell, lauret scores. No words. World class. Watch it.

46' racing penalised for hands in the ruck. Biggar goes off injured for Sleightholme

48 pen for racing offside quick Mitchell tap a few short hits from the 5m line eventually dingwall exploits the numbers and goes over under the sticks

50' high tackle from Jones on furbank pen only

57' 11 green high tackle pen only. Finn Russell is taking the piss out there rn

58' short phases pen to r

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If every U.S. state had their own "state team" (Part 4)

Hey again /r/mls I'm back with part four of the state soccer teams. For those of you seeing this for the first time, I began a project last summer where in a made-up universe, each U.S. state (commonwealth for the people in KY, MA, PA, and VA) had their own state soccer team. I have done Part I revised a few weeks ago, and now I am on to part four!

To get read-up on everything, check out Part 1.

#Previous Threads Part 1 (AL-CA) | Part 2 (CO-GA) | Part 3 (HI-IA) | Part 4 (KS-MO)

#Kansas

  • Home Stadium: Children's Mercy Park, Kansas City (Capacity: 18,500)
  • Notable players: Nick Besler, Dรกniel Sallรณi, and Tyler Freeman
  • Likely CONCACAF equivalent: Trinidad and Tobago
  • Rivals: Missouri, Nebraska, and Colorado
No Pos. Player Age Club (Nat.) Notes
1 GK Jon Kempin 28 D.C. United (USA) Born in Leawood, KS
2 MF Nick Besler 28 Real Salt Lake (USA) Born in Overland Park, KS
3 DF Kortne Ford 25 San Antonio FC (USA) Born in Olathe, KS
4 MF Cameron Duke 20 Sporting Kansas City (USA) Born in Overland Park, KS
5 DF Amadou Dia 28 Sporting Kansas City (USA) Born in France, lived in Kansas City, KS
6 MF Will John 36 Locomotive Tbilisi (GEO) Born in Overland Park, KS
7 FW Kyle Greig 31 Louisville City (USA) Born in Wisconsin, raised in Atchinson, KS
8 MF Christian Duke 30 Sporting Kansas City II (USA) Born in Overland Park, KS
9 FW Dรกniel Sallรณi 25 Sporting Kansas City (USA) Born in Hungary, raised in Overland Park, KS
10 MF Roman Knox 22 SMU Mustangs (USA) Born in Missouri, raised in Kansas City, KS
11 DF Kayden Pierre 18 Sporting Kansas City (USA) Born in Michigan, raised in Kansas City, KS
12 FW Tyler Freeman 18 Karlsruher (GER) Born in Kansas City, KS
13 DF Matt Constant 23 Sporting Kansas City II (USA) Born in Texas, lived in Bonner Springs, KS
14 MF Ethan Doud 21 FC Wichita (USA) Born in Wichita, KS
15 DF Isaiah LeFlore 19 Oeiras (POR) Born in Minnesota, raised in Kansas City, KS
16 DF Coby Jones 18 Sporting Kansas
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A book that includes: romance as a subplot; intelligent and cunning FMC; a lot of political manoeuvring; murders/crime/fighting scenes; paranormal elements; multilayered conflict

Examples of what I'm looking for:

  • โ€œDorina Basarabโ€ series by Karen Chance
  • โ€œKate Danielsโ€ series by Ilona Andrews (or anything by Ilona Andrews for that matter)
  • โ€œThe Beginnerโ€™s Guide to Necromacyโ€ series by Hailey Edwards (or the sequel series)
  • โ€œSavage Landsโ€ series by Stacey Marie Brown
  • โ€œFeverโ€ series by Karen Marie Moning
  • ACOMAF by Sarah J. Maas
  • โ€œThe Folk of The Airโ€ series by Holly Black
  • โ€œDaybreakerโ€ series by Pippa DaCosta
  • โ€œCharley Davidsonโ€ series by Darynda Jones
  • โ€œChicagoland vampiresโ€ series by Chloe Neill
  • โ€œThe Bridge Kingdomโ€ series by Danielle L. Jensen
  • โ€œAlex Craftโ€ series by Kalayna Price
  • โ€œMercy Thompsonโ€ series by Patricia Briggs
  • anything by Kelly St. Clare
  • โ€œSix of Crowsโ€ by Leigh Bardugo

Books I also read but wasn't as much of a fan of:

  • โ€œPoison Studyโ€ by Maria V. Snyder
  • โ€œJane Yellowrockโ€ series by Gaith Hunter
  • โ€œParasol Protectorateโ€ series by Gail Carriger
  • โ€œTo kill a kingdomโ€ by Alexandra Christo
  • โ€œOctober Dayeโ€ series by Seanan McGuire
  • โ€œElemental assasinโ€ series by Jennifer Estep
  • โ€œWorld of the Lupiโ€ series by Eileen Wilks
  • โ€œKingmaker chroniclesโ€ by Amanda Bouchet
  • โ€œNight huntressโ€ series by Jeanine Frost
  • โ€œJacky Leonโ€ series by K.N. Banet
  • โ€œThe Emperors Edgeโ€ series by Lindsay Buroker
  • โ€œThe Broken Landsโ€ series by T.A. White
  • โ€œOtherworldโ€ series by Kelly Armstrong
  • โ€œShifersโ€ series by Rachel Vincent
  • โ€œKitty Norvilleโ€ series by Carrie Vaughn
  • โ€œAnita Blakeโ€ series by Laurell K. Hamilton
  • โ€œThe Hollowsโ€ series by Kim Harrison
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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-13)!+ Accepting requests every day
  • If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
  • Books (pdf) are delivered through Google-Drive link
  • You can also send requests via reddit chat or by telegram .
  • Also, upvote the post if you found it useful

Please find the list below

  1. Harrison's Principles of Internal Medicine (Vol.1 & Vol.2), 20th Edition: Dennis L. Kasper & Anthony S. Fauci & Stephen L. Hauser & Dan L. Longo

  2. An Introduction to Language, 11th Edition: Victoria Fromkin & Robert Rodman & Nina Hyams

  3. Milady Standard Esthetics: Fundamentals, 11th Edition: Milady

  4. Public Administration: Partnerships in Public Service, 5th Edition: William C. Johnson

  5. McCarthy's Introduction to Health Care Delivery: A Primer for Pharmacists, 6th Edition: Kimberly S. Plake & Kenneth W. Schafermeyer & Robert L. McCarthy

  6. Torres' Patient Care in Imaging Technology, 9th Edition: Andrea Dutton & TerriAnn Ryan

  7. The Human Past: World History & the Development of Human Societies, 4th Edition: Chris Scarre

  8. Introduction to Polymers, 3rd Edition: Robert J. Young & Peter A. Lovell

  9. Crowley's An Introduction to Human Disease: Pathology and Pathophysiology Correlations, 10th Edition: Emily Reisner & Howard Reisner

  10. ManageFirst: Hospitality and Restaurant Management, 2nd Edition: National Restaurant Association

  11. Leadership in Nursing Practice: Changing the Landscape of Health Care, 3rd Edition: Daniel Weberg & Kara Mangold & Tim Porter-O'Grady & Kathy Malloch

  12. Automotive Engineering Fundamentals, 0th Edition: Richard Stone & Jeffrey K. Ball

  13. Business Statistics, 3rd Edition: Norean D. Sharpe & Richard D. De Veaux & Paul F. Velleman

  14. Essentials of Systems Analysis and Design, Global 6th Edition: Joseph S. Valacich & Joey F. George & Jeff Hoffer

  15. The Ventilator Book, 2nd Edition: William Owens MD

  16. Introduction to Security, 9th Edition: Robert Fischer Ph.D. & Edward Halibozek & David Walters

  17. Art of Mesopotamia, 1st Edition: Zainab Bahrani

  18. Analysis for Financial Management, 12th Edition: Robert C. Higgins

  19. Heat and Mass Transfer: Fundamentals and Applic

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Match Thread: Canberra United vs Melbourne City | Australian A-League Women

#FT: Canberra United 0-1 Melbourne City

Melbourne City scorers: Holly Mcnamara (80')


Venue: Viking Park

Auto-refreshing reddit comments link


LINE-UPS

Canberra United

Keeley Richards, Grace Maher, Ally Haran, Emma Ilijoski, Lauren Keir, Chelsee Washington, Laura Hughes, Chloe Middleton (Karly Roestbakken), Michelle Heyman (Holly Caspers), Ashleigh Sykes (Alexia Karrys-Stahl), Margot Robinne (Hayley Taylor-Young).

Subs: Bethany Mason-Jones.

^____________________________

Melbourne City

Melissa Barbieri, Emma Checker, Winonah Heatley, Naomi Thomas-Chinnama (Tori Tumeth), Rebekah Stott (Meisha Westland), Leah Davidson (Darcey Malone), Rhianna Pollicina (Leticia Mckenna), Tyla-Jay Vlajnic, Kaitlyn Torpey, Holly Mcnamara, Hannah Wilkinson.

Subs: Coco Majstorovic.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

61' Substitution, Melbourne City FC. Meisha Westland replaces Rebekah Stott.

63' Substitution, Canberra United. Karly Roestbakken replaces Chloe Middleton.

67' Substitution, Melbourne City FC. Leticia McKenna replaces Rhianna Pollicina.

74' Substitution, Canberra United. Holly Caspers replaces Michelle Heyman because of an injury.

74' Substitution, Canberra United. Hayley Taylor-Young replaces Margot Robinne.

80' Goal! Canberra United 0, Melbourne City FC 1. Holly McNamara (Melbourne City FC) right footed shot from the left side of the box to the top right corner following a set piece situation.

81' Substitution, Melbourne City FC. Tori Tumeth replaces Naomi Thomas-Chinnama.

82' Substitution, Melbourne City FC. Darcey Malone replaces Leah Davidson.

85' Substitution, Canberra United. Alexia Karrys-Stahl replaces Ashleigh Sykes.


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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants donโ€™t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries werenโ€™t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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You've been hit by
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐Ÿ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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My wife left me because I couldnโ€™t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now Iโ€™m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But thatโ€™s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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No gains
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How eggs-traordinary
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when theyโ€™re not dating anybody?

Theyโ€™re on standbi

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A queen size statement.
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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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Friday Fun Day

What's a zombie's favorite Christmas song?

All I Want For Christmas is You.

What's Santa's favorite motorcycle?

A Holly Davidson

My younger brother was born on Christmas, and my parents planned to name him Noel.

However, he was born breech, so they called him Leon

.What are some of a chef's favorite Christmas songs?

Soy to the World, All I Want for Christmas is Stew, Duck the Halls, Happy Hollandaise

Does anyone else have a joke today?

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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or รŸ?
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I will post a Christmas themed dad joke each week until the winter event is removed. Part 3.

What kind of mount does Father Winter Malfurion ride?

A Holly Davidson.

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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when itโ€™s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when itโ€™s raining in Sweden?

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Great cropping skills
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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-14)!+ Accepting requests every day
  • If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
  • Books (pdf) are delivered through Google-Drive link
  • You can also send requests via reddit chat or by telegram .
  • Also, upvote the post if you found it useful

Please find the list below

  1. Microeconomics, 9th Edition: Robert Pindyck & Daniel Rubinfeld

  2. Managerial Accounting, 3rd Edition: Charles E. Davis & Elizabeth Davis

  3. eBusiness: A Canadian Perspective for a Networked World, Canadian 4th Edition: Gerald Trites & J. Efrim Boritz

  4. Learning Together with Young Children: A Curriculum Framework for Reflective Teachers: Deb Curtis & Margie Carter

  5. Multicultural Teaching in the Early Childhood Classroom: Approaches, Strategies, and Tools, Preschoolโ€“2nd Grade: Mariana Souto-Manning

  6. Instructional Strategies for Middle and High School, 2nd Edition: Bruce E. Larson & Timothy A. Keiper

  7. Making Maps: A Visual Guide to Map Design for GIS, 3rd Edition: John Krygier & Denis Wood

  8. Introduction to Animal Science Global, Biological, Social and Industry Perspectives, 6th Edition: W. Stephen Damron

  9. Essentials of MIS, 13th Edition: Kenneth C. Laudon & Jane Laudon

  10. M: Management, 5th Edition: Thomas S Bateman

  11. Human Geography: Places and Regions in Global Context, 5th Edition : Paul L. Knox

  12. Your Health Today: Choices in a Changing Society, 5th Edition: Michael L. Teague & Sara L.C. Mackenzie & David M Rosenthal

  13. Your Health Today: Choices in a Changing Society, 6th Edition: Michael L. Teague & Sara L.C. Mackenzie & David M Rosenthal

  14. Introduction to Behavioral Research Methods, 7th Edition: Mark R. Leary

  15. Mathematics with Applications In the Management, Natural, and Social Sciences , 12th Edition: Margaret L. Lial & Thomas W. Hungerford & John P. Holcomb & Bernadette Mullins

  16. Understanding Human Differences: Multicultural Education for a Diverse America, 5th Edtion: Kent L. Koppelman

  17. The Struggle for Democracy, 2016 Presdential Election, 12th Edition: Edward S. Greenberg & Benjamin I. Page

  18. Customer Relationship Management : Concepts And Technologies, 3Rd Edition: Francis Buttle & S

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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