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A Holly Davidson.

Northampton: Furbank; Freeman, Dingwall, Hutchinson, Skosan; Biggar, Mitchell; Waller, Matavesi, Painter, Ribbans, Moon, Wilkins, Ludlam (capt), Augustus.

Replacements: Fish, Auterac, Hill, Ratuniyarawa, Coles, James, Litchfield, Sleightholme.

Racing 92: Beale; Thomas, Vakatawa, Fickou (c), Imhoff; Russell, Machenaud; Gogichashvili, Baubigny, Oz; Jones, Le Roux; Diallo, Lauret, Tanga.

Replacements: Chat, Ben Arous, Gomes Sa, Bresler, Chouzenoux, Gibert, Chavancy, Taofifenua.

Match officials

Referee: Mike Adamson (Sco)

Touch judges: Ben Blain and Ian Kenny (Sco)

TMO: Hollie Davidson (Sco)

Weather: A clear sky and a gentle breeze 3°c

-1' Healey already being a nob

1' furbank fields the KO resulting clearance is charged down goes dead in goal

2' Northampton penalised for off feet and by TMO for high tackle

3' machenaud slots an easy 3

4' Wilkins? Penalised for offside at the breakdown machenaud with another easy 3

7 Mitchell penalised for offside Russell puts it in the corner

8' some maverick play from Finn and an outrageous offload from Beale racing ,6 scores under the sticks

9' machenaud adds 2

13' ribbans tackled doesn't release pen to the Parisians

14' resulting lineout isn't thrown straight scrum saints

15' saints absolutely monstered at scrum but racing seal off the breakdown lucky pen nh

16' racing backs offside pen saints put in corner

20' Freeman penalised for holding on a kickable penalty to Racing machenaud adds the 3

23' Russell has way too much time picks a run from Imhoff who goes through unchallenged under the posts 2 extra a formality

27' racing off feet NH can relieve some pressure

29' saints put some phases together dingwall chips through and Skosan scores Biggar adds 2

35' Ribbans plays the 9 silly pen for racing

37' massive drive unopposed from the lineout everyone sucked in Russell exploits the overlap Imhoff scores easily

38' machenaud misses the conversion

40' HALFTIME Russell and Beale on another planet. Northampton struggling at set piece.

42' absolute filth from Russell, lauret scores. No words. World class. Watch it.

46' racing penalised for hands in the ruck. Biggar goes off injured for Sleightholme

48 pen for racing offside quick Mitchell tap a few short hits from the 5m line eventually dingwall exploits the numbers and goes over under the sticks

50' high tackle from Jones on furbank pen only

57' 11 green high tackle pen only. Finn Russell is taking the piss out there rn

58' short phases pen to r

Hey again /r/mls I'm back with part four of the state soccer teams. For those of you seeing this for the first time, I began a project last summer where in a made-up universe, each U.S. state (commonwealth for the people in KY, MA, PA, and VA) had their own state soccer team. I have done Part I revised a few weeks ago, and now I am on to part four!

To get read-up on everything, check out Part 1.

#Previous Threads Part 1 (AL-CA) | Part 2 (CO-GA) | Part 3 (HI-IA) | Part 4 (KS-MO)

#Kansas

• Home Stadium: Children's Mercy Park, Kansas City (Capacity: 18,500)
• Notable players: Nick Besler, Dániel Sallói, and Tyler Freeman
• Likely CONCACAF equivalent: Trinidad and Tobago
• Rivals: Missouri, Nebraska, and Colorado

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

#FT: Canberra United 0-1 Melbourne City

Melbourne City scorers: Holly Mcnamara (80')

Venue: Viking Park

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LINE-UPS

Canberra United

Keeley Richards, Grace Maher, Ally Haran, Emma Ilijoski, Lauren Keir, Chelsee Washington, Laura Hughes, Chloe Middleton (Karly Roestbakken), Michelle Heyman (Holly Caspers), Ashleigh Sykes (Alexia Karrys-Stahl), Margot Robinne (Hayley Taylor-Young).

Subs: Bethany Mason-Jones.

^____________________________

Melbourne City

Melissa Barbieri, Emma Checker, Winonah Heatley, Naomi Thomas-Chinnama (Tori Tumeth), Rebekah Stott (Meisha Westland), Leah Davidson (Darcey Malone), Rhianna Pollicina (Leticia Mckenna), Tyla-Jay Vlajnic, Kaitlyn Torpey, Holly Mcnamara, Hannah Wilkinson.

Subs: Coco Majstorovic.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

61' Substitution, Melbourne City FC. Meisha Westland replaces Rebekah Stott.

63' Substitution, Canberra United. Karly Roestbakken replaces Chloe Middleton.

67' Substitution, Melbourne City FC. Leticia McKenna replaces Rhianna Pollicina.

74' Substitution, Canberra United. Holly Caspers replaces Michelle Heyman because of an injury.

74' Substitution, Canberra United. Hayley Taylor-Young replaces Margot Robinne.

80' Goal! Canberra United 0, Melbourne City FC 1. Holly McNamara (Melbourne City FC) right footed shot from the left side of the box to the top right corner following a set piece situation.

81' Substitution, Melbourne City FC. Tori Tumeth replaces Naomi Thomas-Chinnama.

82' Substitution, Melbourne City FC. Darcey Malone replaces Leah Davidson.

85' Substitution, Canberra United. Alexia Karrys-Stahl replaces Ashleigh Sykes.

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Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

What's a zombie's favorite Christmas song?

All I Want For Christmas is You.

What's Santa's favorite motorcycle?

A Holly Davidson

My younger brother was born on Christmas, and my parents planned to name him Noel.

However, he was born breech, so they called him Leon

.What are some of a chef's favorite Christmas songs?

Soy to the World, All I Want for Christmas is Stew, Duck the Halls, Happy Hollandaise

Does anyone else have a joke today?

Pilot on me!!

What kind of mount does Father Winter Malfurion ride?

A Holly Davidson.

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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