Holiday Sidewinder Puns

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

qobuz playlist best of jazz 24/192

1. Duke Ellington - In A Sentimental Mood.flac

2. Bill Evans - The Washington Twist.flac

3. John Coltrane - Locomotion.flac

4. Herbie Hancock - Watermelon Man (Remastered).flac

5. Charles Mingus - Goodbye Pork Pie Hat (Album Version).flac

6. Ornette Coleman - Congeniality.flac

7. John Coltrane - Naima (2020 Remaster).flac

8. Freddie Hubbard - Cunga Black (Remastered 2004Rudy Van Gelder Edition).flac

9. McCoy Tyner - Passion Dance (2012 Remastered).flac

10. Thelonious Monk - Monk's Dream.flac

11. Baden Powell - Tristeza.flac

12. Chet Baker - It Could Happen To You.flac

13. Billie Holiday - Ain't Misbehavin' (I'm Savin' My Love For You).flac

14. Glenn Miller & His Orchestra - In the Mod (In the Mood).flac

15. Art Blakey - Once In A While (Live At Birdland, New York1954).flac

16. Coleman Hawkins - Prisoner Of Love.flac

17. Lonnie Smith - Can't You Just Feel It.flac

18. Donald Byrd - Sky High (Remastered 2013).flac

19. Jimmy Smith - Midnight Special.flac

20. Quincy Jones - Desafinado.flac

21. Stan Getz - Samba Dees Days.flac

22. Oscar Peterson - Maria.flac

23. Duke Ellington and His Orchestra - Island Virgin.flac

24. Diana Krall - L-O-V-E.flac

25. Ella Fitzgerald - Anything Goes.flac

26. Dexter Gordon - Broadway.flac

27. Lee Morgan - The Sidewinder (Remastered 2012).flac

28. Erroll Garner - Louise (Remastered 2019).flac

29. Art Blakey & The Jazz Messengers - Moanin' (Remastered).flac

30. Kenny Drew - Lion's Den (Remastered 2014).flac

31. Hank Mobley - Remember (Remastered 2013).flac

32. Andrew Hill - Flight 19.flac

33. Bud Powell - Un Poco Loco (Rudy Van Gelder Edition Remastered 1998).flac

34. Wayne Shorter - Adam's Apple.flac

35. Wes Montgomery Trio - Yesterdays.flac

36. Nat King Cole - If I May (StereoSACD).flac

37. Louis Armstrong & His All Stars - Cabaret (Single Version).flac

38. Frank Sinatra - Goody, Goody.flac

39. Sonny Rollins - I'm An Old Cowhand.flac

40. Grover Washington Jr. - Just the Two of Us (feat. Bill Withers).flac

41. Lou Donaldson - Groovin' High.flac

42. Horace Silver - The Preacher.flac

43. Charles Lloyd - Love In (Live Version).flac

44. Joe Henderson - Water.flac

45. Keith Jarrett - Landscape For Future Earth.flac

46. Chick Corea - Serenity (Live).flac

47. Jan Garbarek - Entering.flac

48. Gary Peacock - Moor.flac

49. John Abercrombie - Love Song.flac

50. Nina Simone - Take Care Of Business.flac

51. Norah Jones - Sunrise.flac

5

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

They’re on standbi

I ant to try my hand at learning to fight other ships in pve and collect bounties etc. looking for pointers and advice as to where to begin and possibly a price point for builds etc.

Short term goal is to get better at the pew pew.

Long term goal is a chieftain with pew pew

Super long term axi pew pew.

Edit: with advice from others I’ll add some details 350mil

Currently have a diamon back explorer fsd power plant engineered

I have ship-yarded:

cobra

mk3 unengineered

Viper 3 or 4 unengineered (can’t remember the version)

The ships from the kitty cat adventures/ holiday hunt

Sidewinder

Pilot on me!!

Innova - Misc.

• Halo Star Thunderbird
• Limited Edition Refused/Sea Shepherd Collab Mako3
• F2 Champion Eagle
• DX Glow Valkyrie
• Halo Star Tern
• Halo Star Valkyrie
• Halo Star Savant
• Halo Star Sidewinder
• Halo Star Shryke
• Star Animal (ProtoStar)
• KC Pro Whale
• Pro Pig (Stiff)
• DX Color Glow Roc3
• KC Pro Roc
• XXL DX Pumpkin Roc
• Bubblegum Throw Pink Star Mamba
• DGU F2 Star Restock (Destroyer, Mamba, Wraith, Teebird, Valkyrie +more)
• Nexus Aviar
• Champion Glow Colossus
• Champion Color Glow Corvette
• XXL Count Chuckula Destroyer
• Philo Brathwaite Millennium Sirius Falcon
• LE XXL Millenium Omega Supersoft

Innova Tour Series

• Jeremy Koling Star Thunderbird
• Color Glow Pro Roc3
• [Garrett Gurthie Halo Wraith](https://1010discs.c