I was at a sports bar recently when a shelf holding alcohol collapsed.

And in possibly one of my most brilliant moments, I exclaimed: "I guess that shelf.. couldn't hold its liquor".

I thought it was pretty good, anyways.

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📅︎ Aug 02 2016
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Bought some liquor and cookies on the way to a party...

Wife was holding everything while I drove and I said "Let me know if I should pull over. If you can't hold your liquor, I'd rather you not toss your cookies in my car."

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