Old Herman joke. One thousand and one flavors.

Customer: Yuck! This ice cream taste terrible. Vendor: Vanilla. I thought you said gorilla.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clockshadow1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2015
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Dyeing Routine

A classic Abbott and CostelloΒ routine from their radio show – where Bud Abbott is talking about his Uncle Herman who works in a dye factory, and Lou Costello confuses β€œdyeing” for β€œdying”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfraymond
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Who wrote Moby dick?

Herman Melville, but that whale never wrote him back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mung_tyson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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My brother was destined to be dad from age four

When my brother was four years old, my dad told him to go sit on Santa Claus' lap at the church. Santa Claus was actually being played by my second uncle, Mr. Herman. My brother had already heard rumors of this, so when he went to sit on Santa Claus' lap he asked: "Are you Mr. Herman?" Mr. Herman replied: "Baloney!"

My brother went back to my dad and said: "His name is Baloney!"

(My brother is now 39 years old and the proud father of a 19-month-old son)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nubboi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2016
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Peewee likes bean dip!

I was talking to my wife and she was telling me how her and my daughter were enjoying bean dip earlier in the day.

Wife: We were just sitting down, watching Peewee Herman, eating bean dip and having quiet time.

Me: You were watching Peewee Herman eat bean dip today?

It took her a while before she looked down and sighed, realizing what a mistake she made in marrying me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueKnight8907
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2014
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