Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Yeah that was it
Beets.
It was the hardest dump I ever took.
It was fine after she plugged the life support back in.
And a permanent ban from the nearby zoo
So they are organ-ized.
You just have to listen varicosely
A scalpel and a bone saw.
Dad:has a heart attack
Dad:Call me an ambulance...
Son: uhhh... You're an ambulance....
Dad:....
Dad: That's my boy...dead
Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.
He re-Poe-ed them.
is with a very very sharp knife.
But the fifth oneβ dead Sirius.
So I bought a puppy to cheer myself up !
Nobody nose
βNo more corny jokes, now just corn-orary jokesβ
Iβm glad he still has his sense of humor through these tough times
Cannot believe Gaviscon
I told him βactually that was a strokeβ
Icy dead people.
But in the end, he had a change of heart.
Itβs called βThe Art of Seaductionβ
I wouldnβt have the heart to do it
They crept in. It was pitch black and stone quiet. They were suddenly starting to regret this dare. Stupidly, only one brought a flash light. The aggressive darkness and inky black yielded with grudging compliance but always seeming to push back. They moved cautiously onward amid the dust and cobwebs. The floor creaked. They breathed in tight, quick breaths. You could hear a pin drop.
Suddenly, there was a deep moan. "OOOOOOOOUUUUU". It seemed from below them. The house had been abandoned for years. Who or what could make such a sound? The boys looked at each other, but continued on, hearts pounding in their chests.
As they proceeded into the kitchen they encountered a swarm of flies. Buzzing and beating their necks and faces, they rushed and stumbled to the door, not stopping to see what they were truly feasting on. They slammed the door behind them. Maybe a body? But no way were they going back to find out. And again came the sound, "ooooOOOOOooooOOUUU" but louder this time, and closer.
They proceeded through the dark into the dining room. They saw a fully set dining table covered in cob webs. Dust-covered regal-looking glasses, goblets and silverware adorned the table. Spiders climbed on ivory plates. Clearly a house of privilege and set for a grand feast which never happened.
Or, perhaps, met a fatal end?
They pushed on. But again that unearthly howl.
"oooooOOOOOOOOOOOUuuuuUUUUuuUUOOOOooo".
They found the basement staircase, and from below, the sounds seemed to be emanating. Could they proceed? Would they? Did they dare? Two of the boys looked at each other, faces filled with worry.
But the third said, confidently, "We're going down there." Not wanting to seem the weaker, the other two boys steeled themselves and nodded.
The stairs creaked and groaned evily under their feet. The rickety banister shook in angry defiance. Insects and vermin scattered underneath them with every step. They were descending into hell, they knew, but none would turn back.
And the sound: "oOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUuuuuUUOOOO". Now loud enough to fill not only their heads but seeming to claw at their very souls!
Now at the basement door! The antique, crying squeak of the hinges eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEee made the boys wince and almost cover their ears. But they had to know. WHAT is making that horrible, terrible sound?
"ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUoooooUUUUUUUOOOOOOO"
In the center of the basement lay an unholy coffin! A twisted artistic expression of murder, decay and
... keep reading on reddit β‘The heart is a vital ore-gun.
I was arrested shortly after for murder
- with animals in his heart.
That's your own asphalt.
The process is a little painstaking.
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
...and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
The fifth one was dead sirius.
So I bought a puppy to cheer myself up
And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
And a lifetime ban from the zoo!
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