I stole a Heartbreakers album when I was younger.

I got arrested for Petty theft

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/One_Nine_Three_Eight
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Guitarra's heartbreak medium.com/@kyle_freeman/…
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To the water in my spray bottle:

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheSentientMeatbag
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I ran into my kid’s teacher outside of school today.

It was heartbreaking, she was working at her second job. It’s depressing that teachers are so underpaid and unappreciated. So I gave her an extra $50 for the lap dance.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlabamaMayan
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