Sister asks if i've tried the new havarti cheese she bought.
I chuckle and reply "I havarti tried it".
Sister tells me to go kill myself.
Don't be blue, this will be over soon. I don't typically share my political views online, but I am very PROvolone. I think every manchego has a right to choose. Some people may think I am a muenster for this. I am not just some liberal Monterey Jack. If you Havarti another point of view, it's a gouda idea to share it too.
Oh sorry, Havarti told you this one?
There was nothing left but de brie
We were talking about cheeses and I said if you put havarti and gouda together on a grilled cheese it's so amazing.
A student said "havarti done it."
De brie was everywhere.
Never mind, you probably havarti heard it before.
Halloumi!
At least we havarti
"I camembert if Iβve told you today, but just in queso I havenβt, you're looking sharp! I havarti accepted you stilton love βcheesyβ holidays, but ricotta think things can only get feta with a little roman(ce)o. It colby just me, but I swiss you very much when weβre apart. Itβs cheddar when weβre together because then I donβt feel provolone. I think we go gouda together, and I want to grow mold with you. Wheel you brie my valentine?"
Naw its ok, havarti tried it.
As I stare at the cheese aisle, I'm trying to decide what looks Gouda for my Munster appetiteβ each cheese goating me to choose it. The truth is, I don't know Jack about cheese selection. But then I realize I Havarti made my choice. I'll go with cheddar, because it has Provolone-standing favorite of mine. Now I better stop this Brie-fore it gets too cheesy.
True storyβhappened today. Hardy har harlsberg.
