I Gouda found a better pun, but I Havarti posted this one. imgur.com/tZHO3Ka
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ffiluacmetak
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Havarti Cheese

Sister asks if i've tried the new havarti cheese she bought.

I chuckle and reply "I havarti tried it".

Sister tells me to go kill myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cre8rec
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It’s my right to cheese

Don't be blue, this will be over soon. I don't typically share my political views online, but I am very PROvolone. I think every manchego has a right to choose. Some people may think I am a muenster for this. I am not just some liberal Monterey Jack. If you Havarti another point of view, it's a gouda idea to share it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunOverdose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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What do you call cheese that isnt yours..?

Oh sorry, Havarti told you this one?

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de brie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaintMyBagel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2017
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One of my students got me good today.

We were talking about cheeses and I said if you put havarti and gouda together on a grilled cheese it's so amazing.

A student said "havarti done it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spenceb7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Two cheese trucks ran into each other

De brie was everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AggressiveSpatula
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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Did you hear the dad joke about cheese?

Never mind, you probably havarti heard it before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trenton00
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Halloumi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djSanta1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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You guys are filled with Cheesy puns. Thats a Gouda thing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarge-Pepper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2013
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What did one cheese say to the other when they lost their coffee?

At least we havarti

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DolphinzX
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Wanted to make an extra cheesy Valentine for my SO who hates commercial holidays but loves puns.

"I camembert if I’ve told you today, but just in queso I haven’t, you're looking sharp! I havarti accepted you stilton love β€œcheesy” holidays, but ricotta think things can only get feta with a little roman(ce)o. It colby just me, but I swiss you very much when we’re apart. It’s cheddar when we’re together because then I don’t feel provolone. I think we go gouda together, and I want to grow mold with you. Wheel you brie my valentine?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acertaingestault
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2016
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Did you want any of this cheese?

Naw its ok, havarti tried it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marshmcdan
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Something a bit cheesy

As I stare at the cheese aisle, I'm trying to decide what looks Gouda for my Munster appetiteβ€” each cheese goating me to choose it. The truth is, I don't know Jack about cheese selection. But then I realize I Havarti made my choice. I'll go with cheddar, because it has Provolone-standing favorite of mine. Now I better stop this Brie-fore it gets too cheesy.

True storyβ€”happened today. Hardy har harlsberg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CleverWordPlay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2012
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