Might get isolated
Every time he scoops some into his protein shake I go "Are you going to weigh it out, or just scoop it?" Followed by a beautiful groan
He was looking for the protein shakes but was lost trying to find them. Thankfully, one of the employees showed him the whey.
They enter the fitness room and The Mandalorian flips a switch revealing a hidden compartment full of protein drinks.
"This is the whey."
Trainer-Why aren't you progressing with your muscle building? Me- I don't take protein Its 'whey' out of my budget.
What did the Bodybuilder say when he ran out of Protein
Awh no Whey.
When I asked if he could still have his favorite protein supplement on his diet, he said, βUnfortunately, thereβs no whey.β
Either she's getting wise to my jokes or she's tired of them. Doesn't matter because she got me good.
We're on a low carb diet and she recently bought a cookbook. So we go out to the store and she picks up some whey protein.
"We can make pancakes with this!", says the wife.
"No whey!" I remark, holding back my schoolgirl giggle.
She rolls her eyes, "You're whey out of line this time."
My GF has trouble with lactose. We are finding more and more items that are marketed to be healthy to contain whey protein, which aggravates her stomach. It's in products you wouldn't expect it to be in either, like chips.
Anyways, after picking up and putting back a couple of things in a row and being frustrated, she said, "I can't believe all this stuff has whey in it!" to which I of course said...
"No WHEY?!"
There's no whey they could have that much protein
You curdnt make a worse joke
Gordon rennet
I'm gonna loose my rind soon
Ewe, these puns are udderly ridiculous
You're milking it for all its worth
There's been a real montery lack of jokes recently
There's a real lactose of jokes recently
These jokes are starting to grate on me now
These jokes aren't gouda
Are you gonna put these on rennet?
I can't breelieve you're still making jokes
Dad, it's your turn, though you should have made a joke whey back
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How much cheddar is the bill gonna be?
Hope these jokes made you truckle!
I was stocking the shelves of the store, when a customers asked if we carry a certain brand of protein powder. I informed him we do not and he asked to see my boss who he complained to, afterwards my boss handed me the customer complaint form he'd filled out which read "Customer very upset that he didn't get his whey"
My Dad said this one at the store. "Look their protein is on sale. Some people would say no whey."
"Dude I forgot my protein at home!"
"No whey"
I'm new to working out and supplements and all that. I asked him if he had any suggestions for what protein to get. He responded with "let's whey the options". I should have seen that coming
Making a SOY protein shake when my dad walks in.
Dad: whatchya doing? Me: making a protein shake Dad: what kind? Me: Chocolate.
My dad picks up the large bottle of protein powder and exclaims, ' 24 grams of protein?! No whey...'
A man came in who was "literally the most dad-looking man" my friend had ever seen. He asked for a smoothie, and when my friend asked what kind of protein he wanted, he responded, "I would like whey protein. I like to take my smoothies all the whey."
I just got home from the gym ten minutes before my dad got home from work. He saw me stirring my protein shake in my cup: Dad: "What's in the cup?" Me: "Just a protein shake" Dad: "No whey!"
He was so proud of himself for that one
I mention to my mother that I was low on whey protein and would need some before returning to school.
Her response: "Oh, no whey!"
