A list of puns related to "Halloumi"
Was at work having lunch with colleagues when I saw some halloumi cheese.
I commented : "You know, that's what I say every morning when I see myself In the mirror"
Cue confused look
"Hello me"
groans all around
Halloumi
What do you call a....
deer with no eyes? No idea
deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea
cow with no legs? Ground beef
donkey with three legs? A wonky
fish with no eyes? A fsh
fly with no wings? A walk
sheep with no legs? A cloud
What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese
What does cheese say when it looks in the mirror? Halloumi
What's the best cheese to...
hide a horse? Mask a pony (mascarpone)
get a bear out of a tree? Come on bear (camembert)
Halloumi-nescent
And I said, "Don't halloumi!"
Me and my sister were in the back seat of the car talking about recipes and food and we brought up halloumi.. My dad started singing "hallou... It's mi...". Love you dad
My friends were talking about different kinds of cheese.
> Oh my gosh, do you see that grilled cheese floating over there?
They all look around the room in confusion...
> Oh... nevermind, it was just a halloumination.
I shouldn't have said it whilst one of them was holding the cheese knife - he looked like he wanted to stab me.
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