Halloumi cheese

Was at work having lunch with colleagues when I saw some halloumi cheese.

I commented : "You know, that's what I say every morning when I see myself In the mirror"

Cue confused look

"Hello me"

groans all around

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2017
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Cheese walks past a mirror and sees itself

Halloumi

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Can you add to my collection of stupid, quickfire joke?

What do you call a....

deer with no eyes? No idea

deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea

cow with no legs? Ground beef

donkey with three legs? A wonky

fish with no eyes? A fsh

fly with no wings? A walk

sheep with no legs? A cloud

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese

What does cheese say when it looks in the mirror? Halloumi

What's the best cheese to...

hide a horse? Mask a pony (mascarpone)

get a bear out of a tree? Come on bear (camembert)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJboomshanka
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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What do you call cheese that glows in the dark?

Halloumi-nescent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sphinctaltickle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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We were having an argument and my wife said, "Hello?"

And I said, "Don't halloumi!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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Dad's version of adele

Me and my sister were in the back seat of the car talking about recipes and food and we brought up halloumi.. My dad started singing "hallou... It's mi...". Love you dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funkybuttlovn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2016
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"Dadjoked" all my friends today.

My friends were talking about different kinds of cheese.

> Oh my gosh, do you see that grilled cheese floating over there?

They all look around the room in confusion...

> Oh... nevermind, it was just a halloumination.

I shouldn't have said it whilst one of them was holding the cheese knife - he looked like he wanted to stab me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patrik333
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2014
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What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottdavies86
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?

Halloumi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/idle_slug_583
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kirstinator79
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What does the cheese say when it looks in the mirror?

Halloumi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrightLight12345
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Halloumi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djSanta1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?

Halloumi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-darknesss
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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What did the cheese say to itself?

Halloumi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stiltonfondu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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What did the cheese say while looking at itself in the mirror?

Halloumi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andymchunter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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What did the cheese say to the mirror?

Halloumi

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