My newborn just got her Hep-B shot

The nurse said she barely made a peep. She's such a relaxed baby she'll trick us into having another.

It'll take more than that to outsmart me, baby. Only one of us was born yesterday

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Are you Tina Fey-mished? Would you care for Adele-ectable Meal? Come to Celebrit-Eats

Help me think of more celebrity food puns please!

The menu includes such dishes as:

-Marilyn Mon-roast beef -Patrick Stew-art -Tim Curry -The Cate Blan-cheddar burger -The Audrey Hep-burger -Hayden Panet-tiramisu -Leonard Nim-oysters

Add moreeeee

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Did you hear about the new soda that cures sexual transmitted infections?

It's called Hep-C Cola.

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