What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?

He/He

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A Limerick

There once was a man from Port CrownWho went to a doctor in town.The doc gave to heA sup-po-si-to-ry."I will not take this sitting down!"

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My dad's still got it.

I was at my parent's place picking up my little munchkin, when my dad walks up grinning from ear to ear.

Dad: "Hey son, I came up with a new million dollar idea! Want to hear it?"
Me (already rolling eyes): "Sure let's hea--"

Dad: "Well you invent a device that lets you paint pictures on a TV with a remote control. You know, really explore your creativity!"

"I call it Mozart."

He then snorted and slapped his knee.

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