Interestingly;

In the wild, ferrets don’t so much have an alpha style hierarchy, their hierarchy is based on what skills they bring to the table.

It’s called a ferretocracy

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Two Italians in love with the same girl decide to show off their cars to see which would impress her more.

It was a competition to see who was the alpha Romeo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AyoRobo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2021
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Why can the queen-bat read

Because she knows the alpha-bat best

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πŸ‘€︎ u/US-Annahme
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2021
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Happy Prime Day Tomorrow

To Optimus. Rodimus, and Alpha Trion!

Sincerely, The Rest of The Autobots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorGarfanzo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2021
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The Roman army never fell. They instead moved to the nearest star system.

They became the Alpha Centurions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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The alphabet had a bad case of indigestion,

So it took some Alpha Seltzer to help feel better

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?

Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knoid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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Science or God

I saw a man today with an lower case Alpha tattoo on one arm and an upper case Omega tattoo on the other.

I was going to tell him about the mistake but decided he'd probabily be resistant to any input

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ozmandiuss
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2016
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Totally got my fellow law student

Our law fraternity, Phi Alpha Delta is hosting a luncheon with a panel of lawyers today. A friend and I in the frat were talking about what's on the menu, which neither of us knew. Finally, I just said "maybe they'll serve PAD Thai."

Her grimace and groan will fuel my afternoon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToonaTheCat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2015
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