I tried to tell a joke about a guillotine

I didn't execute it properly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WalterNewton
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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During the French Revolution thousands of people met their end with the blade of the guillotine, including King Louis XVI

He should have quit while he was a head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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I've landed my dream job at the guillotine factory...

Will beheading there tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I finally got my dream job at the guillotine factory

I’ll beheading there shortly

Edit: Thanks for the silver. My first ever award!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jk72788
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Why did we stop using Guillotines?

People kept losing their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That1ChessNerd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Many French guillotine victims had their heads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishslap
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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The Guillotine was supposed to be ahead of its time

It had cutting edge technology

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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My friend got sentenced to the guillotine

He couldn't face death head on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/endommagejosue
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I bought 20 guillotines because there was a great deal

I don’t know why I thought it’d be a good idea. I lost my head when buying them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCultofLoss
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I just employed someone at my guillotine factory...

He seemed so happy to be working with cutting head technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteveOMatt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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In France, when the honey bee revolution began they broke out a tiny little guillotine for the Queen...but she laughed in their faces.

No matter how much they tried, the guillotine wouldn't work. When the chief executioner examined the situation it was clear why, she had already been "bee-headed"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ridik_ulass
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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People didn't take too kindly to the invention of the guillotine.

In-fact, heads were rolling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHollowed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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I got sacked from my job at the guillotine factory today

Its a cut-throat business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ccooddee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Did I ever tell you about the time I went to see a real guillotine?

But wait, I’m getting a head of myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TastefulDrapes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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I knew a guy who got executed via guillotine

He really lost his mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lunalaxthegod
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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Did you hear about the French executioner who left his breakfast on the guillotine?

It was a pain in the neck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BagelJaengi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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Getting Into A Guillotine Backwards Is The True Meaning Of The Agony Of Defeet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarydrew
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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I just got a new job as a guillotine operator....

Beheading there shortly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I finally got a job at the guillotine factory.

I'll beheaded there soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmd1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I got a job at the guillotine factory.

I'll beheading there shortly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Got a new job at the guillotine factory.

I'll beheading there shortly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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I got a new job at the guillotine factory

I'll be heading there shortly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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