What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Inkredible Hulk.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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What do you call a shaking green monster?

A nervous shrek

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👤︎ u/EndNorthP
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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Halloween dad-joke

It's a couple days after halloween and my dad comes out of the bathroom with a very serious expression on his face and says, "I thought halloween was over." My mom and I were trying to figure out what he meant for a few seconds then he says, "because I just saw a big green monster in the toilet."

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👤︎ u/Zavenism
📅︎ Nov 04 2014
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