A list of puns related to "Great Rift Valley"
In Kenya, rising water levels in lakes along the Great Rift Valley have forced thousands of people from their homes.
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About 1.8 million years ago, two gay Sabre-Toothed Tigers were walking across the savannah in Africa. A strange, upright ape-man came driving along in a very primitive automobile. He stopped and asked the tigers if they wanted a ride. It was very hot, and they were tired, so they hopped in and the trio sped off. Soon they topped a hill, and gained speed as they went down the other side. The strange ape began to swerve, and lacking brakes, lost control. The car flipped several times, throwing the strange ape-man and the tigers out of the car. One tiger said to the other, "WTF just happened?!" The other replied, "Homo, he wrecked us!!"
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