Pasta La Pizza Baby!
I opened it and it works fine.
Bison.
I'll be suing ya !
Audios
Owl seed you later
She will be so happy when she finds out I ordered a new one.
He replied: "Cashew later too, son."
Me: Audios!
Calc-u-lator
"So long sucker"
You will be mist
I couldn't believe he would just disappear like that
They use bye-nary
Arghhhdios!!!
Friends an I came up with it today while trying to figure out how to say goodbye to one that was dressed as a pirate.
Happy Halloween everyone!
Leder, hosen.
Calculator!
^don't ^hit ^me
"Our feet are the same!"
"Auf Wheatersehen!"
...He's going to make America grate again.
Him: See ya, Dad!
His Dad: That's spanish for city!
Calc-u-later!
See... you know it's a dad joke when the shit-eating grin spreads across your face when you come up with the joke and doesn't fade after all your children roll their eyes at you... after you tell it for the fourth time... in a row.
By!
I was leaving university while she was saying behind for another class.
Her: I'll walk you to the steps, cos I don't feel like walking down just to go back up
Me: That's fair, you're not really the Stair-eo-type
A large amount of groaning followed
Me: Bye dad Dad: I'll see you when I'm looking at you
He then proceeds to smile sheepishly
What a liar! I opened the fridge and it's working just fine.
Calc-u-lator
