Which actor is always close to you?

Robert de Nearo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2021
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Son, did you hear how NASA announced John Glenn's death?

Son: No.

Dad: With an orbituary, of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_akmodo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2016
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Just dad joked my dear mom

We were in the kitchen talking about musicians who served in World War 2 and Glenn Miller was brought up and how he served in the airforce. She finished her point by saying:

Mom:"A lot of musicians in that era volunteered to serve over seas."

Me:"Yea you'd think Glenn Miller would have wanted to stay at home but I guess he was in the mood."

She threw a piece of bread at me and banished me from the kitchen.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2014
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