A list of puns related to "Gers"
A boo-ger
Ham-brrrrr-ger
Ger-money
Wife: "Is my nose bleeding?"
Me: "No, it's snot."
I fear I am in Great Dane-ger.
Why doesn't Germany just call their currency Ger-Money?
With their fin-gers
a few years ago i was doing a short carpentry course. the instructor was showing off several tools we'd be using and showed us an auger (or-ger).
'oh like shrek' i said
'no... thats an ogre' he replied (oh-ger)
'well yeah but he had a scottish accent didnt he!'
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