Son: Hey Dad, can you explain "germination"?
Dad: Well, son. Hitler wanted to make the whole world a Germination.
I've been germinating Sycamore and Milkweed seeds for about a month or so for bio class and today we had to present a powerpoint about it and i just had to take the opportunity.
A Bavarian guy walks into a restaurant that only serves seed-based foods...
...and you know what, the germinate!
Why did the seed follow a German seven
Because he wanted to germinate!
What's is called when Germans reproduce?
Germination
Why do Daleks make good gardeners?
Because they like to GERMINATE. GERMINATE.
