Georg Puns

You musket down here

DiCaprio says “I’ll be the lead actor”
Clooney says “I guess I’ll be the director” McConaughey says “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write”

Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.

Men, step in the boat.

I said, "I like Pete Best."

it got removed because it was “too General”.

He was Careless with his Wispa

Because you can't tell anyone. And even if you tell them, they won't believe you.

They were less Paul.

Because fetch is never going to happen

His favourite was the Korma Chameleon.

"Did you know I was named after George Washington?"

Son: "but Dad... Your name is Brian?"

Dad: "I know, but I was named after George Washington."

You might say he is a karma chameleon

Wah-Wah

Mount Rushmore

In that sense, he was on the money.

Sure makes Stevie Wonder.

Because it was a karma chameleon.

I guess they weren't beating around the Bush.

Greorge Looney. He can't C.

Lick-tenstein.

Not really though. Pretty sure.

It was a Careless Swiss Pear.

I have a father figure

GC: I'll direct

LD: I'll produce

MM: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write

Both boxed

GRR MARTIN!

Mount Rushmore.

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....

He even used the name when he had a little grill.

He needs a calmer chameleon

He's a karma-karma-karma-karma-karma-chameleon.

A buck

Presidentures

“Well, let’s think,” he responds.

Laura replies, “No, let’s do something we both can do.”

Because he couldn’t lie.

The chopping mall

He could Nazi.

He was sofa king comfortable.

Someday should raise it, so many people already got hurt

They all share a bond

Instead, we got the Thot Police

GF: Really?

Me: Yes.

George Foreman: How so?

He thought he was revolting!

I go by Sir Loin

He was careless with his Whisper

The doctor says “You’re a little Weezie.” I told him if we’re moving on up he can be a little George.

I said," No, it doesn't."

Benjamin Franklin was a great President.

Scream and scratch his coffin.

When you can have algorithms

POETRY!

Here comes the son

She committed thot crime

It goes “if drinking don’t kill me, her mammaries will”.

Then it hit me like, wham!

It was his last Christmas..

Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.

Where’d my Ringo

George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.

George Clooney said, “I’ll direct!”

Leonardo DiCaprio said, “I’ll produce!”

Matthew McConaughey said, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write!”

BRAD: I'll produce.

GEORGE: I'll direct.

MATTHEW: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.

Men get onto the boat

George Clooney said, "I'll direct."

DiCaprio said, "I'll Produce"

And Matthew McConaughey said, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write"

In that regard, he was on the money.

In that regard, he was on the money.

George Clooney said “I’ll direct!” Johnny Depp said “I’ll produce!” Mathew McConaughey said “Ill write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”

Clooney says, “I’ll direct.”

DiCaprio says, “I’ll produce.”

McConaughey says, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”

My name isn't the same as his I was just named after he was.

He needs a calmer chameleon.

Clooney: “I’ll direct.”

DiCaprio: “I’ll act.”

McConaughey: “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”