I don't get why they call it a Samsung Galaxy.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Whatβs the opposite of a galaxy?
A guy-axy.
- From my 8 year old daughter.
π︎ 12
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︎ Mar 31 2021
My lactose intolerant friend need to leave this galaxy.
π︎ 5
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Guardians of the galaxy
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︎ Oct 06 2020
After achieving universal peace, the Guardians of the Galaxy settled down and opened a floor tile business.
π︎ 3
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︎ Jan 16 2021
How can you tell that Saturn is the most liked planet in our galaxy?
If you like it, then you have to put a ring on it.
π︎ 2
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Whoβs the best basketball player in a galaxy far far away?
π︎ 3
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︎ Jun 26 2020
As soon as space travel is possible, Iβm moving from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy
Iβm galactose intolerant
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︎ Jan 24 2019
In a galaxy far far away
A rebel pilot and an imperial pilot had a race around the deathstar to see who had the faster ship. It was a tie!
π︎ 9
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Iβd rate this galaxy one star
π︎ 2
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︎ Oct 23 2019
Someone asked me to rate this galaxy
π︎ 9
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︎ Oct 23 2019
If you are a bouncer at a Samsungβs, does that make you a guardian of the galaxy
π︎ 8
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︎ Mar 25 2019
Douglas Adams finished writing the first chapter of A Hitchhikerβs Guide to the Galaxy.
He thought, βFinally! I put A Dent in that book!β
π︎ 32
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︎ Apr 06 2019
What kind of galaxy would Shakespeare live in?
π︎ 2
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︎ Nov 01 2019
I'd like to send this pun to a different Galaxy
π︎ 7
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︎ Mar 17 2019
Who is guardian of the galaxy?
The security guard at a Samsung store
π︎ 7
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︎ May 19 2019
In a galaxy far far away, who released the greatest rap album of all time?
π︎ 55
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︎ Apr 04 2016
Watching "Guardians of the Galaxy" with dad
Me: Huh, I forgot James Gunn directed this.
Dad: Yeah, the studio decided they'd give him a shot.
Me: ...thanks, dad.
Dad: Hey, I thought about it, and decided to pull the trigger.
π︎ 616
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︎ Dec 31 2014
These are note your average puns. Samsung makes a 4 minute ad about their new Galaxy Note 4. And they did note make fun of a single other phone
androidauthority.com/noteβ¦
π︎ 89
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︎ Sep 29 2014
Samsung refuses to unfold the reasons behind broken Galaxy Fold
Because they shouldnβt be unveiled
π︎ 3
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︎ Apr 21 2019
Why didnβt the galaxy move out of the universe?
Because there was no space
π︎ 11
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︎ Jan 20 2019
From The Hitch Hikerβs Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
βYou know,β said Arthur, βitβs at times like this, when Iβm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish Iβd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.β
βWhy, what did she tell you?β
βI donβt know, I didnβt listen.β
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︎ Jun 20 2018
Why did the lactose-intolerant leave this galaxy?
They are allergic to the milky way
π︎ 3
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︎ Jan 25 2019
If Iβm out in space, and I crush up fruits, vegetables, berries etc to be thrown into the galaxy, would that be considered a space jam?
reddit.com/r/teenagers/coβ¦
π︎ 7
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︎ Nov 24 2018
π︎ 2
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︎ Jan 25 2019
I just found out the galaxy's universal currency.
π︎ 14
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︎ Aug 19 2018
So i was talking to my dad about guardians of the galaxy and when i mentioned Chris Pratt my dad sighs and says...
I dont know how parents can be mean enough to name their child after a fried rodent.. and i just sat there looking at him confused until he whispered...... "crisp rat"
π︎ 13
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︎ Mar 26 2018
So, I like listening to vinyl records and composing music on my Galaxy Tab with the S-Pen.
But my stylus is broken, so I can do neither.
π︎ 2
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︎ Oct 31 2018
My dad went to see Guardians of the Galaxy 2...
Me: How was the movie?
My dad: It was Groot.
π︎ 122
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︎ May 08 2017
How do you make the best party in the galaxy?
π︎ 24
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︎ Jul 01 2017
A man broadcast himself reciting a single line of Shakespeare to various galaxies beyond our own.
The manβs performance was universal.
π︎ 3
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︎ Jan 09 2018
What do you call the metric unit for galaxies?
π︎ 7
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︎ Mar 04 2017
The Samsung galaxy note 8 didn't do well in his new movie.
It felt like he was phoning it in. Overblown expectations seemed to be the case.
π︎ 2
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︎ Aug 24 2017
"Gee, I've always wanted to see the Milky Way Galaxy-" "Um, I can't go to the Milky Way Galaxy... I'm lactose intolerant."
π︎ 8
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︎ Feb 21 2016
My dad bought the new Galaxy S5 and asked me to show him how to use it
I'm walking him through the steps of how to access the essentials and tell him, "now go to where it says 'Apps'".
He put the phone up to his ear and responds, "well, it's not saying anything!"
π︎ 22
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︎ Jul 10 2014
Idea for the next Star Trek TV show: back to classic Trek. The newest Enterprise, exploring the galaxy. Twist: it's crewed entirely by aliens
Star Trek: the Mex Generation
π︎ 2
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︎ Apr 27 2016
"I heard there was a waterproof phone. One of the galaxies, I think."
"Was it the Galaxy C minus?"
"What? No, why?"
"Because it's under a C"
π︎ 2
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︎ Jun 06 2016
Girlfriend got me during Guardians of the Galaxy
Talk about the alien race called the kree
Me: The Kree were on the agents of shield tv show
Gf: That's Kree-zy
π︎ 3
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︎ Dec 14 2014
Going to see Guardians of the Galaxy...
me: Are we using your car or my car?
dad: I don't know. Why?
me: Just wondering.
dad: makes a little smirk Well don't wander off too far...
I usually facepalm a few seconds after I say "wondering".
π︎ 5
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︎ Aug 08 2014
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