A dad asks his son what he wants to be when he grows up

"A historian" the son quickly remarks. The dad with a worried expression replies "You do want to earn money when you grow up don't you, it's just I'm concerned there's no future in history"

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👤︎ u/Fuyguy12
📅︎ Jul 10 2018
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I'm now the lamest substitute teacher in the building

I was assigned to teach History, and I'm a 24 year old, among high schoolers

So they start asking me questions about myself and they asked if I went to college and I tell them:

"I actually went to school as a history major, but I dropped out when I realized there was no future in it.."

I say "get it.. like.. no future because it's.. histo^r^y ^nevermind.."

They just rolled their eyes

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👤︎ u/dugefrsh34
📅︎ Apr 01 2014
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History

Dad: "What final do you have on friday?" Me: "History" Dad: "Well Friday is the future, on Saturday it will be history"

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📅︎ Jan 23 2014
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Minoring in History.

Sister: I'm going to minor in history Dad: Why are you going to minor in history?? Theres no future in it.

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👤︎ u/sconnie64
📅︎ Dec 21 2013
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I was talking about what I learned in history class today...

My dad said: "I'm glad you're liking history, but don't go into it for a living. I hear the field has no future."

(It was funny, I swear. I'm just a bad storyteller.)

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📅︎ Feb 13 2014
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A father asks his son what he wants to study in college.

"History!", the son replies.

Dad: No. No no no no no....

Son: But why, dad?

Dad: There's just no future in it!

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👤︎ u/arghnard
📅︎ Aug 26 2014
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