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Fuji (apple) Puns

A list of puns related to "Fuji (apple)"

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A doctor walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Hey doc, I've always wondered ... is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" the bartender asks. "Or is it just one of Granny's myths?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Firegoat1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 10 2022
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What martial art did the apple pick up for self-defense?

Kung Fuji

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dunno_wut_i_am_doing
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 14 2022
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What do you call a person who eats an apple at an apple orchard without paying for it?

A fuji-tive.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lliKoTesneciL
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 16 2021
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