What do you call a Transformer with a half full fuel tank?

Optimist Prime

👍︎ 17
💬︎
👤︎ u/jaggington
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
🚨︎ report
EVERY TIME he goes to the gas station

Dad: I'm going to fill the car up with gas AND put fuel in the tank!

👍︎ 443
💬︎
📅︎ Jan 17 2014
🚨︎ report
Went to the gas station today.

Started filling up tank with regular 87. Didn't sound right, so I pulled the nozzle out and see that it was just a bunch of shaving cream. Tried the mid grade: rubber snakes. Premium: Jimmy Kimmel canceled Christmas.

Dammit, April Fuels.

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/abeannis
📅︎ Apr 01 2018
🚨︎ report
I know this guy right?

I know this guy right? He went and filled up his tank with fuel at the servo. He didn't put the hose in properly so it click and the 91 fuel splashed back onto him. He didn't think anything of it and just let it dry and went and paid for it. He's a smoker and on the way home from the servo he lights one up and his arm catches on fire. Fuck man, he was freaking out! So he puts his arm out the window to put the fire out. Next thing you know, the po po pull out behind this bloke, lights and sirens blaring! He got pull over and was arrested for an unregistered fire arm

👍︎ 8
💬︎
👤︎ u/Tarnawysks
📅︎ Apr 06 2017
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.