A fraction too much friction
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︎ Sep 05 2020
I think my wife is leaving me because of my obsession with simplifying fractions.
Oh well, hind sight is 1.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Only a fraction of people will understand this!
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
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︎ Jun 04 2020
I speak in simplified fractions
Half of what I say makes sense
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︎ Oct 16 2020
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
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︎ Oct 04 2019
Did you hear about the fraction that was arrested for drinking whiskey in public?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
My child recently told me that their gender can't be expressed by an integer fraction,
I'm supportive but that just seems irrational.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
I want to Express my daughter's age as a fraction 6/12, 9/12, 16/12 etc.. my wife is really upset about it.
In our house It's really causing some division
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︎ Apr 22 2020
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
Only a fraction of people will understand this
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︎ Dec 15 2020
I donβt usually make puns about fractions...
But I will make one if I halve two.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
Why did the fraction one fifth go to the chiropractor?
Because he was two tenths.
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︎ Apr 18 2020
My wife was a little puzzled when I suddenly bought some new beads for her abacus. Smiling, I said to her...
"Honey, itβs the little things that count!"
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︎ Aug 10 2020
I tried to fight a fraction once
It wasnβt a very rational decision though.
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︎ Feb 03 2020
What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesnβt have pie days!
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Of the world's population
Only 5/3rds truly understand fractions.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I finally realized that my wife left me because of my obsession with reducing fractions.
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︎ Feb 03 2019
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
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︎ May 30 2020
Why did the fraction cross the road?
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︎ Jan 19 2020
Daughter: Are you good at fractions?
Dad: Half the time.
Daughter: Groans...
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︎ Jan 15 2020
5/4 of people admit that theyβre bad with fractions.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Only a fraction of you will understand that
Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!
π︎ 12k
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︎ Apr 01 2020
Why do math teachers love fractional exponents?
Because they are deeply rooted in math.
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︎ Oct 09 2019
I have a math joke
π︎ 7k
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︎ Apr 01 2020
When I started learning math, I thought fractions were easier than decimals.
I think I was missing the point.
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︎ Sep 08 2019
I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th, because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons [xpost /r/trees]
This joke caters to the lowest common denominator.
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︎ Jan 06 2016
3 out of 2 people can't do fractions
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︎ Mar 15 2019
My friend thinks itβs easier to deal with fractions than with decimals.
I said, βYouβre missing the point.β
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︎ Mar 20 2019
Someone was telling me that Pi is a fraction today.
It made me irrationally upset.
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︎ Mar 14 2018
How do you feel about fractions?
You could say I am partial to them
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︎ Jul 25 2018
I use fractions instead of percentages
approximately 33.3333...% less often than I should.
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︎ Jun 04 2018
Research has shown that 7 out of 6 people are bad at fractions.
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︎ Aug 24 2018
What do you get when you add two kind, clean fractions together? The
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︎ Jan 16 2019
With only a fraction of my wealth I could buy a private jet
That fraction would have to be
8000001/2
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︎ Sep 09 2018
What do you call a snake thats 355/113 meters long?
A Ο-thon
not sure if original or not. I changed the joke to make the fraction instead of a decimal
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︎ Oct 01 2020
I just realized my wife left me because of my obsession with reducing fractions.
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︎ Oct 15 2019
Doing math homework, huh? I don't understand why you use fractions instead of decimals.
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︎ Nov 03 2019
I don't normally make puns about fractions...
But I will if I halve two.
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︎ Aug 09 2018
5/4 people admit they arenβt good with fractions
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︎ Apr 30 2019
5/4 people are bad at fractions
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︎ Aug 13 2019
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
5/4 of people admit to being bad at fractions.
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︎ Jan 05 2019
The difference between a numerator and denominator is a short line
Only a fraction of people will understand it.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
If you never convert fractions to decimals,
You are missing the point.
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︎ Mar 06 2018
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator,
But only a fraction of people understand this.
π︎ 13
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︎ Oct 06 2020
There is a fine line between the denominator and the numerator
Only a fraction of people would get this.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
5/4 of people admit that theyβre bad with fractions
π︎ 5
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︎ May 14 2018
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