A list of puns related to "Forms of cricket"
Less than 5 minutes later my son handed the essay in to the bemused teacher, and left detention.
The essay simply said:
“rain stopped play”
He goes up to the teller, noticing her name is Patricia wack, he says hi Patty, my name is Kermit Jagger, my father is Mick Jagger, he knows the manager here, I'd like to take out a loan of 30K to go on a holiday.
Patty says for that type of loan we're going to need some kind of collateral.
Kermit says sure, and pulls out a little pink elephant, all shiny and perfectly formed....
Patty takes the elephant and goes out the back to talk to the manager.
She says to the manager, there's a frog at the counter named Kermit Jagger asking for a loan, he says his dad knows you and he presented this.
She asks the manager what the little pink elephant was...
The manager replies, it's a knick knack, patty wack, give the frog a loan, his old man's a rolling stone!
**Credit Kerry "skull" O'Keefe - funny ex Australian Cricketer now funny Australian cricket commentator.
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