I am not sure anyone will get this any more, but what do you call it when the VP of Ford becomes a vampire?
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︎ Oct 09 2022
What did the Dodge and Chevy say to the Ford who got stung by a bee?
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︎ Aug 06 2022
I bought a rooftop tent for my Ford SUV
I like living on the Edge
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︎ Mar 18 2022
Harrison Ford is so old.....
The next Indiana Jones movie is about finding him!!
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︎ May 27 2022
One time I went to my doctor and said "I think I might have ADHD because I can't find my Ford!"
He said "That is not how ADHD works, sir."
I said "But I keep losing my Focus!"
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︎ Sep 12 2021
Did you ever hear about the Ford Pinto?
It really blew up the market
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︎ Apr 30 2022
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︎ Mar 14 2022
Whatβs the difference between a Ford factory and a slaughterhouse?
Oneβs an assembly line, the other is a disassembly line
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︎ Apr 18 2022
May the Fourth Be With You. Did you hear Harrison Ford has joined a rock band? He had his first show today.
Fans say he had an ausome Solo.
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︎ May 04 2022
Shouldnβt Henry Ford
have written an auto-biography?
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︎ Feb 28 2022
Bu-Ford :3
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Lets make like a Ford
And get the truck out of here
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︎ Oct 21 2021
I just read a book about how Henry Ford created the Ford Model T.
It was a really interesting auto-biography.
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︎ Jan 16 2022
I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta
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︎ Nov 13 2020
My friend owns a car dealership that only sells Ford F150s, and gets all the ladies
I guess itβs because he has the best pickup lines
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︎ Dec 06 2021
A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic paintings of the Ford F-150.
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︎ Jun 07 2019
I went to a Ford dealership the other day looking for a specific model. The salesman told me they didnβt have what I was looking for and that I wasnβt allowed to leave.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
I'm currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What did they name it when Hyundai and Ford had a baby?
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︎ Jul 29 2021
What do Tom Clancy, Bill Belichick, and Harrison Ford all have in common?
They each made millions of dollars off Patriot Games.
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︎ Sep 20 2021
I quit making payments on my Ford compact automobile
Now, I have completely lost my Focus.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Did you hear about the new opera about Henry Ford and Elon Musk?
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︎ Jul 09 2021
Working as a police officer, I encountered 2 African warriors dancing on an old Ford.
I radioed my supervisor and said "Zulu Tango Sierra. You're not gonna believe this..."
(Credit: Milton)
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︎ Jul 23 2021
Harrison Ford
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︎ Jan 21 2018
I took the brakes out of my Ford Fiesta
Now the party never stops
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︎ Apr 10 2021
probably a Ford siesta because i like napping while taking a drive
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︎ Aug 31 2020
I hope they can A-Ford a replacement
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︎ Feb 04 2020
For Christmas morning, I'm going to make Eggs Benedict, and I'm going to serve them on hubcaps from a 1962 Ford...
...because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
Why is Harrison Ford so good at presentations?
He knows how to PowerPoint.
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︎ May 03 2021
My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" ford focus. Dad drops this one...
Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?
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︎ Sep 16 2013
May the Ford be with you
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︎ Sep 22 2019
Somebody told me to buy a Ford mustang
I told them it was una-ford-able
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Ford Fusion
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︎ Dec 07 2018
It makes sense that Ford is struggling in the US market
They just lost their Focus
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︎ May 31 2020
I told the salesman I was looking for something cheap, manufactured by Ford, and preferably with a retractable roof...
He directed me to the affordable section
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︎ Aug 06 2020
I left a couple of joints in my Ford Fiesta
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?
because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Say what you like about Harrison Ford, he's got a good point (x-post /r/pics)
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︎ Apr 09 2016
What do you call a combination between a Ford Fusion and a Ford Focus?
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︎ Jan 02 2020
A guy walked into a Ford dealership. He saw a car that was really expensive.
He couldn't a-FORD it.
(This is not original, I saw it somewhere else, not on Reddit)
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︎ Jun 07 2020
If you get a call from Ford....
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︎ Aug 30 2022
βDoc, I think I have ADHD. I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford.β
Doctor: Thatβs not how ADHD works.
βBut I keep losing my Focus!β
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︎ Jul 16 2019
βDoc, I think I might have ADHD, because I canβt remember where I parked my Ford!β
Doctor: Thatβs not how ADHD works.
Man: But I keep losing my Focus!
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︎ Sep 19 2019
I left adderall in my Ford Fiesta
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︎ Nov 14 2020
My friend tries to impress women by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
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