Fonder Puns

A list of puns related to "Fonder"

Distance makes the dadjokes grow fonder.

On vacation in Myrtle Beach from Michigan as we speak... as I speak... as I type, whatever. In our texting conversation my dad dropped this one on me.

Me: The fog was so thick this morning, I couldn't see the ocean.

Dad: Neither could I.

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👤︎ u/aguyandhiscomputer
📅︎ Mar 28 2015
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The absinthe bar

My wife and my son are talking about absinthe. Then I walk into the room.

Me: "What are you two talking about?"

Wife: "Your son heard about an absinthe bar in Nashville."

Son: "Dad, have you ever tried absinthe?"

Me: "No. All I know about it is that it makes the heart grow fonder."

They set 'em up. I knock 'em down.

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👤︎ u/Crash_86
📅︎ Jun 30 2018
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A scarecrow went on vacation. The farmer missed it very much.

Absence makes the heart crow fonder.

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👤︎ u/mortaltacomoose
📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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My ex told me she couldn’t love me anymore.

To change her mind I put a penny on her stomach. Ab-cents makes the heart grow fonder. .

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👤︎ u/lilsguy
📅︎ Sep 13 2018
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My wife was talking about sharing absinthe with friends.

I observed that absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

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👤︎ u/tard_farts
📅︎ Jul 19 2015
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At a bar with my dad

Dad: You know what they say about absinthe?

Me: No dad, what?

Dad: Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

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👤︎ u/HattrickMarleau
📅︎ Dec 20 2013
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