My hearse got a flat. It took meο»Ώ 2 hours to fix the problem.

Now i'm tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wuchta
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2017
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Did you hear about the OTHER origami shop that went out of business?

It looked great on paper, but they had to fold. It had a tight name though: β€œProblems in Crease.” But with two Origami stores in the same town, the market was flat. They just couldn’t cut it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sloanautomatic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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My car has been making a weird noise...

I took it to the mechanic, he said the harmonic balancer was the problem. I said is it sharp or is it flat? Either way, give me a tune up and I’ll be on my way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RastaTeddyBear
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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New TV

I bought a second hand, 50" flat screen TV today for Β£20. Only problem is the a faulty volume control, but for that price you can't turn it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guitarded_joe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2015
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