Flatness problem Puns

Now i'm tired.

It looked great on paper, but they had to fold. It had a tight name though: “Problems in Crease.” But with two Origami stores in the same town, the market was flat. They just couldn’t cut it.

I took it to the mechanic, he said the harmonic balancer was the problem. I said is it sharp or is it flat? Either way, give me a tune up and I’ll be on my way.

I bought a second hand, 50" flat screen TV today for £20. Only problem is the a faulty volume control, but for that price you can't turn it down.