Everyone tried so hard to figure out why Mr. Edwards changed his name to Mr. Evans
But after all these years, it's still a Mr. E
No one could figure out who set the Cathedral of Notre Dame on fire..
... But Quasimodo had a hunch.
I'm running a D&D campaign and I figured out the best riddle for the players to solve to open a door.
"Take thine father's blade and ascend!"
>!The solution is Pa's Sword 1234!<
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
My brother and I are working on a tight deadline in making Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
Relationships between hockey 🏒 players and figure skaters are always doomed to failure.
No one is willing to break the ice.
I was figuring out what career path I should take.
Geology rocks, geography is where it’s at. But ultimately, making mirrors is what I really see myself doing.
I have a fetish for figuring things out
I just came to that realization.
I figured out the secret chord that David played!
I miss my deceased father and his dadjokes, so I figured I’d text him.
My wife has been cold to me lately, so I figured a hobby might make her more receptive to my advances. I figured why not stamp collecting? Well, I learned an important lesson...
Philately will get you nowhere
I entered 10 puns in a joke contest. I figured one of them would win...
Not sure if OP was going for a pun
Trying to figure out which picture is better of my son.
I have one without a filter and one with a filter https://imgur.com/BCc6kx4.jpg
Karl Marx is an historically famous figure, but nobody ever mentions his sister...
Onya Marx, who invented the starting pistol.
I figured out why Teslas are so expensive.
It’s because they charge a lot.
What historical figure is known for saying "ehh, good enough."?
Where do toy stores keep their Terminator action figures?
My uncle died last week because the doctors couldn't figure out his blood type.
At least my uncle was being supportive as he kept on yelling, "Be positive!"
I asked my Dad why he decided to buy a boat?
He said "There was a sail."
My Dad told me how to figure out of you're drunk
He said: Son, see those 2 cars over there? If you ever see 4 then you know you're drunk
Me: But Dad, there's only 1 car?
I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese"
But it's just a curd to me
My friend told me I could make six figures a year by becoming a sculptor
He technically wasn't lying, but I still feel misled.
Tae Kwon Donkey (The Ass that kicks back) And Crab Maga (The Krav Maga crab that doesn’t just talk crab, he backs it up). Figured this community of punsters would appreciate the universe we are creating on Patreon.
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With no buses, trains, or taxis in sight, and my wife going into labor, I figured the only solution was a piggyback.
But she refused to give me one.
I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt...
You know it's a great dadjoke when you say something and your family groans, but the stranger dad behind you laughs.
I was out looking at beds with the family.
Wife: "I really like this bed."
Me: "I like it too, but I think this one is bedder."
I just figured out I was colourblind
It came out of the yellow!
I bought my kids Avengers action figures for Christmas so I don’t have to sit and build.
They were already assembled.
Which historical figure would you pick to be your teacher and why?
The Wright Brothers, cause they make time fly.
Grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type.
At least he told us to be positive.
My son made me a whale figure
It was really whale made!
I tried to figure out how far 20,000 leagues under the sea actually is.
What did the tree say after it was cut down? I can't figure it out.
Figure out the joke yourself
I am trying to figure out whether that fuel tanker in front of me is full or not.
Your gas is as good as mine.
The rocket scientists finally figured out what when wrong with their missile launch ...
Turns out it was a case of projectile dysfunction.
Why don't cannibals like eating clowns?
They taste funny!
(I'll see myself out)
My friend got me an action figure of a birdman with an abacus for Christmas
I didn’t really want it but it’s the Thoth that counts
I figured out why I am so shy and awkward
A main part of my body is called the nervous system
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer
I bought a coin machine yesterday and I can't figure out how it works
It literally makes no sense
No one could figure out who set fire to the Cathedral of Notre Dame.
But Quasimodo had a hunch.
I figured out why teslas cost so much.
It’s because they charge a lot.
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
I Figured out the secret chord that David played!
Everyone remembers the historical figure Karl Marx
But no one has ever heard of his sister Onya, who invented the starting pistol
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