Watching Spider-man 3

I had to share... My family was watching Spider-man 3 (2007) - Tobey McGuire one with Venom and Sandman. My tween daughter was getting upset at how much a douche Peter Parker was being.

Kid: Ugh, why is he being such a jerk!

My wife: His ego is getting a way from him. He's really taking Mary Jane for granted.

Me: Unlike Sandman

(pause for effect)

Me: he's taking her for granite.

Kid: (trying and failing to stifle a laugh) dang-it.

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👤︎ u/barcodez1
📅︎ Feb 28 2022
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[Request] Any pun to do with the name Marie

My girlfriend is slightly mad at me for not remembering that her middle name is Marie. She's a sucker for puns and cheesy pickup lines, but I'm failing at coming up with either that incorporates Marie into it. Any help is appreciated!

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👤︎ u/l3radrocks
📅︎ Feb 18 2016
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