Monday Night Football Puns

The game is being played in Mexico City, the American National Anthem has just been sung, and another singer comes out to sing the Mexican National Anthem...

My dad: "this must be José Can You See?"

Dad: what do you think they call people from Baltimore?

Me: I don't know...

Dad:...Balti-morons...

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We were watching the Monday Night football game between the Eagles and the Bears, and we were discussing Carson Wentz, the Eagles new quarterback. Me: "Where did he play in college again?" Dad: "From Wentz he came? North Dakota State"