Extravagance Puns

A list of puns related to "Extravagance"

I have a lot of extravagant outfits and costumes.

The singer of "Believe" asked me to give her some.

I told her, "But I don't want to, Cher"

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👤︎ u/brianh117
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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Which US president had the most extravagant flair?

Boroque Obama.

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👤︎ u/jdudley828
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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Why must some melons throw extravagant weddings?

Because they can’t elope.

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👤︎ u/unComikal
📅︎ Jul 19 2018
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My Wife was cutting up an orange fleshed melon. I asked her if she knew why these melons always got stuck having big extravagant weddings?

It's because they cantaloupe!

^(How am I doing? My first is due in April!)

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👤︎ u/FlickeringLCD
📅︎ Mar 06 2018
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