Eugene Puns

A list of puns related to "Eugene"

Naming your kid Eugene jr. would be one of the best dad jokes

You'd be truly passing down your genes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monkeyzrul77
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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My dad's name is Eugene...

... But he goes by Gene. Whenever one of my friends would greet him "Hi, Gene!" He would say "Don't get personal with me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scrambo
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2014
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Why did Eugene do so well in school?

He was very Oregon-ized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustTrying2BAwesome
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2016
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Eugene Polley, the inventor of the tv remote died at the age of 96.

He was found at his home in between the couch cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fullheadofha1r
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2013
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When it comes to jokes about Eugenics,

I'm very selective

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prez9669
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "We've got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says:

"you've got a drink named Eugene?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edequalluv
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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