A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?

The bartender shook his head, β€œHere comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, β€œWhat’s wrong?” The bartender replied, β€œThose guys get together and they become cantankeros.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What do you call a sad hat?

A somber-ero

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I have an idea for a new product: a butter substitute mixed with an aphrodisiac.

I'm calling it Margarine of Eros.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyranders
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Cupid is always seen using a bow

Because in Greek, the goddess of love had Eros

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