4 Hilarious Eros Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?

The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”

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👤︎ u/boogerknows

📅︎ Dec 06 2019

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What do you call a sad hat?

A somber-ero

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👤︎ u/Ich-bin-Menschlich

📅︎ Dec 04 2020

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I have an idea for a new product: a butter substitute mixed with an aphrodisiac.

I'm calling it Margarine of Eros.

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👤︎ u/Pyranders

📅︎ Oct 24 2020

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Cupid is always seen using a bow

Because in Greek, the goddess of love had Eros

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👤︎ u/kingofthewildducks

📅︎ Feb 14 2019

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