A significant portion of them would drown.
Most of them will drown.
By completing the scare.
It was a calculated whisk.
Al Gebra
It gives me porpoise.
Multi-ply
Al-Gebra
I asked him what 2 minus 2 is.
He said nothing.
at equal distance from each other,
...
most of them would get wet and some will surely drown
Looks like I have an alcohol problem.
He heard it involved axes.
After writing a simple equation on the board the teacher asked if anyone could solve the problem.
Little Johnny walked up to the board, erased it and said, “Problem Solved.”
That’s when I draw the line.
I just can't figure it out.
Because Watt and Euler don't mix.
He was charged with manufacturing crystal math.
Logorithmic
Crosses the line.
Eeek! = MC Scared
You remove the S
I will calc U later!
Because they do not believe in higher powers.
Tropecal!
The quackdratic equation.
bonus:
What is a duck's favorite restaurant? quacker barrel.
I'll calcu-LATER!
An Al Gore-rhythm
He's not good with tigger-gnome-hat-trick equations.
Now it's just beer.
Call 1-800-[(10x)(ln(13e))]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]
My dad worked in construction for most of his life, and because he worked with his hands, he sacrificed many watches. But if you don't have a watch, how are you to tell time? My dad has a great sense of humor and is always thinking of new ways to do things to make them more practical or thinking of ways to change things to make them work better for him. So after spending way too much money on a heavy duty watch that inevitably broke on him, he came up with a better solution.
He used the working part of a clock and stuck it on the inside rim of his hat, so if he wanted to know what the time was, he just had to look up. Simple. And the way his hat was, you couldn't see the clock when looking at him unless you were underneath him and looking up.
And then came the funny part. Every time he was asked what time it was, he would look up at the sun, scan the horizon, pretend to do a math equation in his head, and tell them the exact time down to the minute. I've witnessed him doing this a few times but never gave it away. The look of surprise and confusion this gave people was priceless.
My dad had done other funny things like this, but this was by far the funniest.
A root of squares.
Looks like I have an alcohol problem.
Al-gebra
Looks like I got a problem with alcohol.
A significant portion of them would drown...
A significant portion of them would drown
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
