If the entire human population held hands around the equator.

A significant portion of them would drown.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JenovasChild666
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If all people of the world stand in line on the Equator

Most of them will drown.

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How does a ghost solve quadratic equations?

By completing the scare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Actuaryba
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2021
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What is Coca-Cola's favorite math equation?

Ice Β³

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
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I solved a mathematical equation using a kitchen utensil today

It was a calculated whisk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pharmadam
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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Who was the Arab mathematician who derived Quadratic Equation formula?

Al Gebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Es_presso
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I like to lecture about the Cetacean Species by removing whales and dolphins from the equation.

It gives me porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellaHellerson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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What type of math equation do you need to do to wipe your butt?

Multi-ply

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kasegauner
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What’s the name of the Arab that derived the quadratic equation?

Al-Gebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ragmeh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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My dog can do math.

I asked him what 2 minus 2 is.

He said nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ally0912
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If you place all currently living people on the equator around the Earth,

at equal distance from each other,

...

most of them would get wet and some will surely drown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/username_matches
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I came across this equation on my chemistry test - C2H6O...

Looks like I have an alcohol problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Why was Gimli so interested in plotting equations on an x-y coordinate plane?

He heard it involved axes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
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Smart Kid

After writing a simple equation on the board the teacher asked if anyone could solve the problem.

Little Johnny walked up to the board, erased it and said, β€œProblem Solved.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ES_FTrader
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2021
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As a globe restorer, I never turn down projects where I have to fill in missing countries or islands. But missing equators?

That’s when I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorbanzoBean69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I'm currently creating a sculpture of a maths equation but I'm really struggling to finish.

I just can't figure it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soody765
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Time for some quadROOTic equations
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πŸ‘€︎ u/perfectpizzafairy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Why is it hard to measure power usage with differential equations?

Because Watt and Euler don't mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmadeusMop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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My friend was arrested because he was carving equations into a block of quartz.

He was charged with manufacturing crystal math.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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What's a tree's favorite math equation?

Logorithmic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raisonhell
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Going past the equator really...

Crosses the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonathanDoe297
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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I guess we just didn't have any equation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/police_b00th
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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What is the equation for the speed of fright?

Eeek! = MC Scared

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How to make a seven even without doing any mathematical equations

You remove the S

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whymydadleftme
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Atheists can't solve exponential equations because they don't belive in higher powers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackamo91
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2017
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I felt so damn clever this morning (Ordinary Differential Equation) imgur.com/6HkYIP8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/euler13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2014
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What did the math teacher say to the difficult math equation?

I will calc U later!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinmantommy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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An atheist refused to solve a quadratic equation.

Because they do not believe in higher powers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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What do you call a theater production near the equator that uses figurative or metaphorical themes?

Tropecal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObligitoryApe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2015
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What is a duck's favorite equation?

The quackdratic equation.

 

bonus:

 

What is a duck's favorite restaurant? quacker barrel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pm_cute_butts
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2017
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What did the math problem say to the equation before it left?

I'll calcu-LATER!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artieboysucks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2016
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What do you call the beat to which a vice president dances while solving complex mathematical equations?

An Al Gore-rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImurderREALITY
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2014
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Pooh can't calculate the angle at which his friend magically conjured a kitschy garden ornament.

He's not good with tigger-gnome-hat-trick equations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thvwlsrmssng
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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I pour my root beer into a square cup.

Now it's just beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanzaniteflame
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Looking for a Math Tutor?

Call 1-800-[(10x)(ln(13e))]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Dad Tells Time With His Hat

My dad worked in construction for most of his life, and because he worked with his hands, he sacrificed many watches. But if you don't have a watch, how are you to tell time? My dad has a great sense of humor and is always thinking of new ways to do things to make them more practical or thinking of ways to change things to make them work better for him. So after spending way too much money on a heavy duty watch that inevitably broke on him, he came up with a better solution.

He used the working part of a clock and stuck it on the inside rim of his hat, so if he wanted to know what the time was, he just had to look up. Simple. And the way his hat was, you couldn't see the clock when looking at him unless you were underneath him and looking up.

And then came the funny part. Every time he was asked what time it was, he would look up at the sun, scan the horizon, pretend to do a math equation in his head, and tell them the exact time down to the minute. I've witnessed him doing this a few times but never gave it away. The look of surprise and confusion this gave people was priceless.

My dad had done other funny things like this, but this was by far the funniest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fredzred
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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What do you call a gathering of math nerds?

A root of squares.

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I came across this equation on my chemistry test - C2H6O...

Looks like I have an alcohol problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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what do you call an Arab who formulated the quadratic equation?

Al-gebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashwynee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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I came across this equation on my chemistry test - C2H6O...

Looks like I got a problem with alcohol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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If the world's human population joined hands around the equator...

A significant portion of them would drown...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Awesomebra
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2015
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If the human population held hands aroud the equator

A significant portion of them would drown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bertrandmacklin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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Why can't atheists solve exponential equations>

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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