A great dad joke I just heard in an episode of The Sopranos

Tony Soprano: So your father tells me you’re taking up Astronomy in college.

Kevin Bonpensiero: No, business.

Tony Soprano: Well how come he keeps saying you’re taking up space in school?

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Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.

...It was Kief or Southernland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
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My girlfriend and I only watch the first two-thirds of every Great British Baking Show episode.

The final challenge is a real showstopper.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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2020 is just one long episode of Friends...

Because it hasn’t been my day, my week, my month or even my year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nigeriantoast
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Why did Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3?

In charge of scheduling Yoda was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rdldew
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My uncle once had a 24-hour epileptic episode.

Now that's what I call seizing the day.

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An episode is talking to his father

They are sitting on a beach gazing upon a water of other episodes, he asks "Dad what's that?" and father replies "That's season"

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Just watched an episode of MasterChef. The contestants had to successfully infuse a lump of meat with THC or get eliminated

I guess you could say the steaks were high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ife2105
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How did Palpatine talk to Kylo Ren before episode 9?

Snoke Signals

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I've started a new competitive pun gameshow podcast entitled 'Punnit' and I'm looking for contestants! First two episodes in the comments.

'Punnit' is hosted by myself and played over three rounds. The first two rounds consist of one category (say, Musical Genres & Ailments), with each contestant going in turn and giving their best 5 entries. Such as, HIVy Metal, Honky Tonksillitis, Indiegestion etc.

These two categories are known about a week or so prior so everyone can bring their best (or worst, depending on how you look at it) but the third round is entirely on the spot, with the entrants shouting out whatever they can think of for a category. One of the recent being American Presidents & American States, with OklaBama winning that one.

It's all very much in the early stages but I would appreciate both feedback on the format and people getting in touch if they wanna duke it out.

Here are the episodes: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKJOzYgG9MW7CQHAZQahiqw/videos

Follow us too @thepunpodcast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PattersonHoodlum
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Did you see the final episode of that new Netflix series about the dude who couldn't stop buying himself gifts!?

Spoiler alert

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Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more. youtube.com/watch?v=sjQg5…
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I’m looking forward to the new Hell’s Kitchen pasta episode

A real Al dente’s inferno

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Have you ever seen the episode of VeggieTales directed by Tarantino?

It’s called Mango Unchained.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cousincaterpillar
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I always laugh at this whenever I rewatch the episodes. Idk why I find this so funny lol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucas1006
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I was trying to get a TV show made, one where each episode covers a different job title at the airport.

It never made it past the pilot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theydeletedme
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I used to skip the first episode of every series because I have no interest in aerospace engineering
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This episode of Grimm about lizzards. I chuckled
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πŸ‘€︎ u/piediepiedie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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Do they call the first episode of a show the pilot to see if it will take off?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucatchu947
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A writer on The Good Place submitted the following list of restaurant name puns with the script for her episode. It includes gems like "Squab Goals" and "Pie Another Day." twitter.com/meganamram/st…
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After watching a few episodes, I have to say that even though Spongebob is the main character,

Patrick is the star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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TIL: There’s a long lost episode where Superman nearly dies because of an ill-fitting costume.

He had a narrow S cape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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How will Sidious die in Star Wars Episode IX?

Heart Palpatine-ations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/W-eye
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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The most recent Game of Thrones episode was too dark and it was hard to see. I just wish some of the undead were wearing heavy armor and wielding swords. Then we'd be able to see just fine.

Because they would be Knight Wights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Did you hear about the show that got cancelled after the pilot episode?

I guess it never took off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khevan_YT
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Joining Reddit is like watching an episode of Who's line is it Anyway

You'll soon learn that the points don't matter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemonadeknifefire
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In one lost episode, Superman almost dies because he was wearing the wrong sized cloak.

He had a narrow S cape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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All this time The Terminator was just have PTSD episodes from working retail
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aznednacni
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In Star Wars episode 3, when order 66 was given. All the Jedi were killed

It was a Jedicide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hopen_Tiger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Home Alone Adventures - Episode 1: "Being a nonce"
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mind your language season 1 episode 5 is still making me laugh youtu.be/drmCnNtXncQ
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This podcasts episode title. reddit.com/r/ReadItPodcas…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nutricula-
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I've taken to watching episodes of Friends on multiple screens all at the same time

I just love synchronised Schwimmers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MathaMeticulous
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Remember this spongebob episode imgur.com/FRcTRxU
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My dad pulled this every single time I wanted to know which episode of The Simpsons was coming on as a kid

We used to watch The Simpsons every night, and the conversation about 10 minutes before the show would start went like this

Me: "What's The Simpsons about tonight?"

Dad: "About half an hour"

Eventually, and I'm talking years, I started to remember to phrase it differently instead of just asking what I instinctively would, but he never missed a beat

Me: "Which episode is coming on tonight?"

Dad: "The one that's about half an hour"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dougasaurus_Rex
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After having an episode with his heart, my uncle dropped this on my mom....

Mom: So how is everything?? What happened?!

Uncle: They diagnosed me with white man's disease. I can't keep a beat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/granateple
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In honor of an old episode of The Simpsons, I have decided to start a rock and roll band and call it "Three Eyed Fish".

The name will appear as : **Fiiish**

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During the filming of a episode of friends Jennifer aniston could never work out how to work a boat

But Lisa Kudrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
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Did you know there's an unreleased episode of Pokemon where the main character turned evil?

He was quite the bad Ash.

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