Overheard at Epcot:

In the Germany section of Epcot, the guy in front of me orders a beer. Cashier says "nine dollars please", guy: "woah, free beer"!

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👤︎ u/DrugOfGods
📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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Working the Frozen ride at Epcot

Puns are my thing at Disney, and when the ride would stop working, I would say over the PA system "I'm sorry everybody, but our ride is Frozen at the moment. I know it's a bit of a fixer upper, but Elsa's giving us the cold shoulder right now, she's really freezing us out. (Or Olaf lost his cool and is having a melt down) Once we can have true love thaw out a Frozen ride, well be back up and running!

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📅︎ Dec 10 2016
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Disney Dad Jokes

I was on my honeymoon last week, and my wife was getting Snow White's signature.

Snow White: Did you get her ring from Grumpy or Sleepy?

Me: Grumpy. I traded him a case of beer for it.

Snow White: Oh, Grumpy can't have that stuff. He's a miner.

Where are the Disney dad jokes?

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👤︎ u/dukal
📅︎ Jul 22 2014
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My kids wanted to wear their princess dresses to a Disneyworld park, but didn't know which park would be best...

... I told them Epcot, so they would wear their dresses to the ball.

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👤︎ u/bcjgreen
📅︎ Apr 22 2016
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