It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....

It’s night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaughnSD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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At the end of the day we can say 2020 wasn't so bad.

Because hindsight is 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClubPenguinIsLife
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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UPS says my book on evergreen herbs from the mint family lamiaceae is going to be delivered tomorrow by end of day.

It's about thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eth0null
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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At the end of the day we're all human beans

And together, we will rice!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueMagnet27
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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At the end of the work day coworker sighs loudly and says: How did we get here?

Me: I don’t know about you, but I drove to work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapingpigeon94
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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At the end of the day

It's 23:59

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Every day at the end of rehearsal, my director friend takes out a sandwich to eat.

He then points at it, and says, β€˜That’s a wrap, everybody.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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My wife recommended I do some light reading to relax at the end of the day...

Not really relaxing as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out "60 Watts - Made in China".

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2016
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Why does the Sun insist on going down at the end of the day?

It's set in its ways

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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End of workday: Another end to a fruitless day.

Co-worker hands me an apple and says "Not anymore!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rockhopper225
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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My six-year-old daughter just delighted me with a completely original pun: What do you call it when you have to go inside at the end of the day?

Funset!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bold0perator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2015
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Well, at the end of the day..

It's 2359

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurboAxolotl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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What do koalas call the end of days?

The Eupocalypse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Braggyslaggy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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My grandpa had a favorite saying. He said, β€œNo matter what happens, always remember that at the end of the day..”

It is 11-59 p.m.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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My local Butchers closed down the ither day. It is clear that they failed to make ends Meat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spartan17492
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2018
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A mathematician sold me an end table, which I put in my living room. When I came in the next day, there were over a dozen of them!

Turns out it was a multiplication table.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?"

The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me."

The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2016
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End of the day jokes.

A coworker of mine has said the same joke around 5 times atthe end of the day.

what did the shepard say to the other sheperd? Get flock out of here.

I responded with what did the soup tell the spoon? Get the fork out of here.

So i am asking you guys for similar jokes to say at the end of the day. Those two jokes over two weeks now have become boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mezcao
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2016
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Presidents Day Weak End
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πŸ‘€︎ u/t3chguy1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2017
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What kind of day ends with no toilet paper?

A bidet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CibrecaNA
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2017
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How does a farmer being a casual conversation near the end of the day?

"Cow was your day?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slyismylife54321
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2016
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At the end of the day..

It’s night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Don’t worry if you’re tall or skinny or rich or poor. And the end of the day...

It’s night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueVogueDino
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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At the end of the day, we’re all Human Beans.

And together, we will rice.

Lettuce Pray.

Ramen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/letsgomina
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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What is the only day that doesn't end in "y"?

Tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monkeyviking
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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At the end of the day, we are all just human beans.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/710LivingLegend
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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My wife recommended I do some light reading to relax at the end of the day.

Not really relaxing as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out β€œ60 Watts - Made in China”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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At the end of the day,

It’s night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itss_ya_boi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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At the end of the day...

It's just midnight!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lan_chop
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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