It’s night
Because hindsight is 2020.
It's about thyme.
And together, we will rice!
Me: I don’t know about you, but I drove to work.
He then points at it, and says, ‘That’s a wrap, everybody.”
Not really relaxing as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out "60 Watts - Made in China".
It's set in its ways
Co-worker hands me an apple and says "Not anymore!"
Funset!
The Eupocalypse.
It is 11-59 p.m.
Turns out it was a multiplication table.
The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me."
The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."
A coworker of mine has said the same joke around 5 times atthe end of the day.
what did the shepard say to the other sheperd? Get flock out of here.
I responded with what did the soup tell the spoon? Get the fork out of here.
So i am asking you guys for similar jokes to say at the end of the day. Those two jokes over two weeks now have become boring.
A bidet.
"Cow was your day?"
It’s night.
And together, we will rice.
Lettuce Pray.
Ramen.
Tomorrow.
Not really relaxing as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out “60 Watts - Made in China”.
