When I was a young boy, I was walking down a gravel road with my grandpa. I accidentally slipped and fell to the ground, cutting my knees. Grandpa gently bent down and began to clean the wound, removing the little pebbles now embedded in my skin as I cried...

I'd always heard adults talk about it, but I finally knew what they were talking about.

I'll never forget the pain of my first kid knee stones...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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My friend is a know it all who likes to be right always. So he has dollar bills embedded in his shoes.

He has to be on the money.

A better joke may be doable. It's left as an exercise for the reader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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I hate Windows Embedded systems so much...

They make me WinCE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alienpirate5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2015
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My uncle was found dead inside his matress

I guess you can say he was embedded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adorm_Snormp
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Coffee inspired Dad Joke

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She was legitimately upset at her husband (Sorry, I'm new to linking / embedding images)

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2016
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My girlfriend is trying to change her sleep schedule.

Her: Changing your sleep routine is really hard. Me: Yeah, I bet it's really deeply embedded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KiiWii2029
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2016
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