We just got a munchkin cat named Ellipses...
...but we just call him "short paws".
Pun-ctuation
A "pregnant pause" is a pause just before the punchline of a joke, usually intended to build suspense. This is often denoted with an ellipses, which confuses me because there are three periods
My graphic design professor should have been a dad
Just a few minutes ago, my graphic design professor was demonstrating how to use flash professional to the class. He started to make a shape and says, "so I'm just going to grab the ellipse tool and make a circle. I'm not going to have a stroke, well at least I hope not." classic.
