Elise Puns

A list of puns related to "Elise"

People were creeped out by the backwards version of Fur Elise coming out of Beethoven's grave

Turns out he was just decomposing.

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👤︎ u/Mrs_Ross
📅︎ May 20 2021
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A person is playing Für Elise for a children's party

They were then arrested for assault with A Minor

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👤︎ u/Sekka3
📅︎ Mar 17 2016
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When Ludwig van Beethoven died, he left a letter in his will...

...it was für Elise

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👤︎ u/Speedy_Squid57
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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My wife has got to be tired of this one by now..

Wife: Honey, where is my phone?

(she always loses it)

Me: I don't know.

Wife: Can you call it?

Me:"ELISE'S PHONE!"

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👤︎ u/masterspl1nter
📅︎ Mar 31 2015
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Why was Beethoven mad when someone stole his song?

Because it was Fur Elise!

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👤︎ u/LOOGY_N_MARO
📅︎ Aug 18 2015
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Why did Beethoven go to the car dealership?

Fur Elise

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👤︎ u/SirTogy
📅︎ Sep 16 2017
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