Eileen

I recently met a woman with one leg. Her name was Eileen. She worked as a waitress at IHOP.

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My dad's vacuum's upright lock broke, now he calls it Eileen.
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Please only come on Eileen

If you are consenting adults who have reached a mutual understanding first

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I once dated a girl missing 1 leg, it didn't work out though...

I'm lack toes intolerant.

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No arms no legs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs .....at your front door? Matt

...in your swimming pool? Bob

....in your mailbox? Bill

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs who is popular with the boys? Hedy

What do you call a woman with no arms and 1 leg? Eileen

What do you call a Chinese woman with no arms and 1 leg? Irene

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My youngest daughter was diagnosed with scoliosis when she was 5. That’s the same time we began calling her by her middle name, Sarah.

Her first name is Eileen.

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Whaddya call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen.

Whaddya call her Asian cousin.

Irene

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I was dating a girl with a wooden leg

but I broke it off.

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My wife was feeling frisky and said "lets have sex."

I said "I can get behind you on that."

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My girlfriend left me so I stole her wheelchair

Guess who’s come crawling back

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What's the name of the one-legged waitress that works at IHOP?

Eileen.

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Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...

Tour guide said β€œHello, my name is Eileen.”

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We had a daughter with one leg just slightly shorter than the other, her name was

Eileen

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My friend was floundering along till he met his amputee girlfriend.

She single-handedly changed his life.

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I was out in the club and they played "The Twist," so I did the twist. They played "the Macarena," so I did the Macarena.

Then they played "Come On Eileen" and I got kicked out.

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I really like these books

In the woods by Teresa Green And Cliff tragedy by Eileen Dover

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wolfie979
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What's my one-legged sister called?

Eileen

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What's the name of the ballerina who was always off balance?

Eileen.

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This is my favorite(and really happened)

Our new store manager broke an ankle and had to be on one of those knee scooter things for a long time. Her name?

Eileen

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What do you call a woman that fell of a cliff?

Eileen Dover

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My Dad's "book titles"...

I have so, so many...

"The Road Is Shut" by Elaine Closed. "I'm Outta Gas" by Phil McCarup "How To Tie Shoelaces" by Ben Doon "A Cliff Edge" by Eileen Dover "A Book Of Churches" by Cath Headrall "I've Eaten Too Much!" by Buster Gutt "A Book On Soft Cheeses" by Phil Adelphia

And finally, "A Book On Domestic Pets" by Rabi Tuch... (...Rabituch...) (Rabbit hutch)

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I've got a few books you guys might like to read

~100 Yards to the Outhouse, the True Story of Willy Maket by Betty Dont

~One Legged Woman by Eileen Offtin

~The Yellow River by I.P. Freely

~Stripper Bliss by Ivana Taketoff

~Lines in the Sand by Dick Dragon

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She only has one leg, Dad.

My folks and their friends came to visit for a week. We're having a beer at the bar and we're talking about high school for some reason.

Female friend: All of my old friends are either dead or have a one leg.

Dad: Wait. You know her too?

FF: Yeah, Dorothy. She only has one leg.

Dad: Oh, I thought you were talking about Eileen.

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My aunt is now an honorary dad.

This just happened. My cousin was talking about a girl in her class who decided not to walk during their graduation. My aunt asked her what the girl's name was. When my cousin said "her name is Eileen or something" my aunt replied with "Oh, the girl with one leg?" She got a lot of groans.

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Some of my Dad's classics. I was inspired by the IHOP joke.

What do you call a guy who lays on the floor outside your door?

Matt

What do you call a guy who just floats in water?

Bob

What do you call a lady who has one leg shorter than the other leg?

Eileen

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My Grandpa is the best

"Hey, do you know that new couple that just moved in? Ben and Eileen Dover?"

Cue huehuehuehues

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What do you call a woman with one leg?

Eileen......

What do you call a woman with two legs?

Noleen

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What do you call a girl with one leg?

Ilene

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I met this lady with one leg yesterday

Her name was Eileen.

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What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Eileen

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What do you call a lady with one leg?

Eileen

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What do you call a one legged woman?

Eileen

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/December_Soul
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What do you call a woman who has one leg that is slightly longer than the other?

Eileen

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What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Eileen

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What do you call a girl with one leg?

Eileen.

What do you call an Asian girl with one leg?

Eireen.

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What do you call a girl with one leg

Eileen

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen.

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What do you call a woman that has one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen.. Unless she's from Asian descent and then she would be Irene.

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What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Eileen

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Dad dropped this one at the Table last night

What do you call a Woman with one leg?

"Eileen."

What do you call a Chinese Woman with one leg?

"Irene."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CosmicShadowMario
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My dad last weekend

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Eileen

What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

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