Egyptian Museum Puns

A list of puns related to "Egyptian Museum"

What did the British Museum Director say in the Egyptian exhibit?

I want me Mummy!

I came up with this lame joke myself, not sure if it counts as a dad joke... but most dad jokes are lame, and it's a lame joke, so... yeah!

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👤︎ u/JaninnaMaynz
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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When my son didn't laugh at a fart joke during a trip to the Egyptian History Museum, I realized we had drifted apart.

Now we don't even have a toot in common.

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👤︎ u/Sometimes_Lies
📅︎ Dec 31 2017
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