They're heavily calfinated
Even their capital is Bucharest
They’re all obsessed with Crime and Punishment
Does anyone know where I can get a mana pool?
C4
A joule thief.
Secretly (when my wife was out), I'd ask her "who do you love more?", and praise her when she said "dadda!". This has been going on for weeks now.
The other day, my wife got home and I wanted to show her my little 'trick'. So I asked our daughter, "Who do you love more?", in which case she replied "dadda!" and ran towards my wife (which is very clearly her favourite btw).
My wife, who didn't care much for the new thing I taught our daughter, bent down and picked her up to cuddle with her. Her facial expression changed a bit, then she laughed. She looked at me and said "well, she ran to me as she said that, and her diaper is full... so clearly she was full of crap when she said that!"
My wife is now in on the dad jokes and won this one!
Edit: Bolded the text to emphasize what part of this story was the dad joke...
Final Edit: My wife was surprised at how much this blew up! She says thanks to everyone, but she has no idea what the awards are for (since she doesn’t use Reddit). 😂
You just say to your family member - "Did you hear someone in the family is part owl?"
They'll reply with "who?" And you look at them with a raised eyebrow.
Tell this joke over dinner if youd like to be the life of the party. You're welcome.
They only like fossil fuels.
Because at the end of the day it's not worth it
My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.
You don't want to be a Redbull in a China Shop.
I still have flashbacks
But I pho ga.
There was also this amazing dessert in Italy but affogato the name of that too :(
But it wasn't Stroganoff.
A whisker
Times New Ramen
But then I turned myself around
Just to make me sound more photosynthesis
That wasn't cool.
Nunchucks.
It means a lot.
Lovely man. Terrible cabinet maker.
But now they’re starting to grow on me
It means a lot
I usually use my cREDDIT card
Imprisonmint.
Me: Oh yeah? What kind of animal?
Her: Hmmm...like a bear.
Me: Sooo I'm a polar bear?
It's the 21st Century, people. LCD monitors are higher resolution and much more energy efficient!
I really go balls to the Wahl
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A Whisk-er
Lovely man, terrible delivery driver
Anointment.
So I grounded him until he can conduct himself properly.
Answer: When you walk into the bathroom and you see the linoleum blown apart.
That’s because today is a good day to dye!
... its not going to happen overnight!
because you can't open windows in space.
It's a POS device
Fjord Fiesta
Aflexa
Saddle lights.
But then I turned myself around
