Why do pregnant cows have so much energy?
They're heavily calfinated
Romania must be a highly efficient country. They make appointments to relax
Even their capital is Bucharest
Russian authors would make really efficient police officers
They’re all obsessed with Crime and Punishment
What is a Demolitions Specialist’s favorite Energy Drink?
What do you call someone who steal energy?
Why do palaeontologists hate renewable energy?
They only like fossil fuels.
Why should everybody avoid solar energy?
Because at the end of the day it's not worth it
I just found out that Albert Einstein existed.
My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.
It's never a good idea to overdo the energy drinks before buying fine dinnerware...
You don't want to be a Redbull in a China Shop.
I had a kernel of energy left so I created something amaizeing and ear-resistable.
Last night my fiance said I have a magnetic, animalistic energy
Me: Oh yeah? What kind of animal?
Her: Hmmm...like a bear.
Me: Sooo I'm a polar bear?
People who write with fountain pens exude big bic energy.
Keep CRT out of our schools!
It's the 21st Century, people. LCD monitors are higher resolution and much more energy efficient!
I caught my son chewing on an electrical cord.
So I grounded him until he can conduct himself properly.
Generating all of our power from solar energy ....
... its not going to happen overnight!
How does batman store energy?
Supervisor was talking about an Ethernet connection
I said it was needed to catch the etherbunny.
He gave me a verbal warning... :/
The Minecraft fishing rod enchantment ‘Lure’ is just its version of the enchantment ‘Efficiency’.
Or rather, E-fish-in-sea.
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. They're very efficient, and not particularly funny.
People keep telling me to use my energy well...
Does anyone know where I can get a mana pool?
(My Grandma called me just to tell me this one): Why did the farmer bury a lightbulb?
He wanted to grow a power plant
would provide energy for sure
Did you hear about the man who invented a more efficient way to set up the high jump and pole vault?
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect
Why is the Italian railway so efficient?
Because all the trains run on thyme.
For those who don’t know what a power plant is
Howcome robbers prefer getaway cars with high CO2 emissions?
They heard its efficient to remove the pole-ice
Vitamin D gives me so much energy...
It should really be called Vitamin A+!
A Physicist Walks into a Therapists office...
Doc: Tell me how you're feeling
Physicist: I'm low on energy and I'm beginning to think nothing matters.
Scientists have discovered that bees are learning to conserve energy by gliding on the air...
They think they're evolving into frisbees.
What's a windmills favourite music?
Idk but I did hear they are a big metal fan.
I made a joke about ATP
But I didn’t have the energy to explain it
What do you call a group of sad journalists?
Ever heard of wind energy?
My first homegrown dad joke. What do you call a low energy laser?
Public Service Announcement: In order to meet the energy budget for 2020....
the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Thank you and have a nice day.
How do you advertise a efficient shear ?
"This is cutting hedge technology".
Did you know humans can be struck by lightning?
I was shocked when I found out
Where do lions get the energy they need?
I've finally convinced my energy suppliers that they're crazy...
If you don't understand potensial energy
You most likely don't understand the gravity og the situasion
A fraction too much friction
Why do pregnant cows have more energy?
Because they're calfinated
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