Never trust an atom, they make up everything...
But I know I can trust molecules, we have chemistry.
Palpatine voice Ionic...
An actual joke from my 8 year old - Why can’t you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
I was proud.
How do you make the number one disappear?
You add "g" and it's GONE
My friends tried to convince me I was a chemical element with the atomic number 82....
...Thankfully, I'm not so easily lead
What did the negatively charged chlorine atom say when uranium tried to take its electron?
What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms?
Watching the movie ' Grease ' to take my mind off some vaccine side effects, however..
I got chills..they're multiplying.
My daughter is learning how to write numbers...
She said to my wife, “Mommy, I don’t remember how to do a 2.”
So I yelled out, “You just sit on the potty and push!”
They both ignored me. So now you all get to appreciate my joke instead.
What did the atom say to the other atom it wanted to bond with?
Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82...
Why was the German Blitzkrieg in WW2 so effective?
Because their enemies did NAZI it coming
Pirate Ship Captain: I am desperate. Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?
Don't know if this was posted here before
BREAKING NEWS: Scientists launch sneak attack on the periodic table.....
Add the element of surprise.
Dunning-Kruger Effect AMA
I read one article and now I’m an expert on the Dunning-Kruger Effect.
AMA
2 is the only prime number that is even.
Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain
Due to all the indoor fins
What’s the highest number in the world?
Two atoms walk into a bar, one says to the other “Dang, I left my electrons in the car.” The other replies, “Are you sure?”
How do you make the number two disappear?
Why do oven instructions always have a nice round number like 400 instead of a random one 20 degrees hotter?
In surgery my doctor said, "So what do we have here?" I replied that I broke my arm in 12 places."
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
A number kept moving around on my Excel spreadsheet
I found out it was a Roamin' Numeral
100% effective method to not go to jail
Why can’t you like an atom? ⚛️
Because they literally make-up everything.
Shout out to my 9yo daughter who came up with this banger all by herself. For the street cred, kid! Happy Friday all!
What is the number one reason for dry skin
TIL about the number one cause of divorce in America.
originally posted on r/tumblr by u/MaetelofLaMetal
My girlfriend from college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
How does a farmer reduce the number of cows?
There were 30 cows and 28 chicken. How many didn't?
Never trust an atom, they make up everything!
Why can’t you trust atoms?
Never trust an atom...
They literally make up everything.
How do you make the number 'one' disappear?
You add a G and it's gone
Why don’t scientists trust atoms at all?
Because they make up everything.
why cant you trust an atom?
What fish has two sodium atoms?
How do you make the number one disappear?
You add "g" and it's GONE.
What do you call a fish with two sodium atoms?
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
Why can’t you trust atoms
Because they make up everything...
How do you make the number one disappear
You add a g and it's GONE
I don't trust what atoms say...
How do you make the number one disappear?
You just add G and it’s gone .
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