Occasionally I tell my wife, "We can't use that one, it already has Pooh on it."
O Negative............ 😢
Because there are too many meat-eors
Eeyores it.
Granted I'm sure he's collected these from various sources such as Morecambe & Wise, the holy grail of dadjokes.
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I try not to mention donkeys around my dad, otherwise he will say "Eeyore! Eeyore! Eeyorelways (he always) says that!"
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If a police car ever drives by and I'm with my dad, he'll get me in a headlock and shout "I've got him!"
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If I ever start a question with "do you know.." he will always reply with "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it"
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If you stand in front of the TV, my dad will tell you "you make a better door than a window."
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If there is ever an ambulance going by with its sirens on, my dad will always say "He'll never sell ice-cream going at that speed."
d'Eeyore
