What do you call a sandwich that makes dreams come true?

A SandWish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HunterxhunterFan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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"Happiness does not fall out of the blue, and dreams will not come true by themselves."

That's what Xi said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mortambulist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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They told me that my dreams would come true when pigs could fly...

...Ten years later, my hog-shipping airmail business is doing great!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoyoteBible
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2016
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If you're dreaming that you are peeing in your sleep and you wet the bed, would that be a dream come true?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DirtyErn24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2022
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Irish dream come true
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πŸ‘€︎ u/excuseme_wtf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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I Wish My Real Dentist Was As Enameled By My Puns reddit.com/gallery/1093fu…
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I was passing by my son's bedroom and was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up…

Then, I saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, 'Dad'.

With the worst premonition, I opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands:

"Dear, Dad.

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.

I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy.

She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad.

She's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better.

She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Joshua.

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true.

I'm over at Jason's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table.

Call when it is safe for me to come home!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2017
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She’s a man eater
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scaulbylausis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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If possible, I'd love to be Destined to get engaged to one of the most famous American singer and actress

If my dream does come true, I'll proudly call her my B-iancΓ© (BeyoncΓ©)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/comatose_papaya
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2021
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Last night my child dreamt that he was peeing in bed.

Good news: Some dreams do come true.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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Dad joked my own dad with this one.

I was downloading a few things on the XBox one day, and my dad started mildly complaining about how I was slowing down his internet connection. Generally I'm not funny enough to come up with on the spot jokes, but "First come, first server." is the exception to that. Bonus: I was talking about dreams with my parents one morning and I mentioned that I had recently had a dream where dad died. Dad instantly deadpanned with "One day, all your dreams will come true."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/missphoenix
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2015
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I had a dream last night that I posted the best Dad joke ever on Reddit,

Thanks for making my dream come true.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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I had a dream last night where I got mugged, beaten, and left for dead.

Then I fortunately woke up. But if i’m ever getting mugged and beaten in real life, I’m going to say, β€œoh my god! this is a dream come true!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecentPlastic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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From the latest issue of Dexter's Laboratory...

http://i.imgur.com/M0hPE5W.jpg

Context: Dexter invented a machine that made the wearer's dreams come true, his wish was to get rid of his sister Deedee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScarySpencer
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2014
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I just wish I could sleep through the night.

It would be a dream come true.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmayd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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