But when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
This morning I woke up and my pillow was gone.
Today is the 13th anniversary of my father passing and this was my favorite joke that he used to tell. Enjoy.
Dicing with death.
I was like, 0mg!
A nightmare
...it was terabull.
It was never the right time, so he spent his whole life waiting.
I replied, “I'm on the toilet, please advise…”
Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.
"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."
"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."
The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."
It was a night mare.
Annette.
We all had to wear diapers and we quickly recognised that masks in 2020 were not that bad.
I thought I was in-sine!
IT WAS SIR EEL
But it just turned out to be a pigment of my imagination.
I tried, but I didn't make it.
...She went from studying faults to double-faults.
There was milk in the fridge
Oh, that's easy, said the doctor: you're two tents. (too tense)
Actually it's probably more of a knight mare.
I just don't think I can live with myself after hearing that.
I was like, 0mg.
I was like, 0mg.
I was like 0mg
I woke up exhausted!
and I woke up exhausted.
I was like, 0mg.
I was like, 0mg
I woke up exhausted.
I woke up exhausted
When I woke up my pillow was gone
It was a Fanta Sea
I woke up exhausted
I was like 0mg.
I woke up exhausted!
I woke up exhausted.
Turns out it was just a Fanta Sea.
Woke up exhausted.
I woke up exhausted.
It was a Fanta sea.
Ugh, I woke up exhausted
When I woke up I realized it was a Fanta sea.
I was like 0mg!
