I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Equivalent_Market_94
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I had a dream that I invented a new color

But when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Skumdog_Packleader
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A shitty pun that came to me in a dream.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theduud
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Last night I had a dream that I ate a 50 lb marshmallow.

This morning I woke up and my pillow was gone.

Today is the 13th anniversary of my father passing and this was my favorite joke that he used to tell. Enjoy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/james-macavoy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2021
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I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper

Dicing with death.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beej2000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02 2021
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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/In_the_end_there_was
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2021
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What do you call a horse that causes you to have bad dreams?

A nightmare

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/plumpyboii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2021
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In a dream I was being chased by a trillion male cows...

...it was terabull.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BXCellent
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2021
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I knew a man who worked in restaurants his entire life. On his death bed, he told me he regretted that he never left to follow his dreams..

It was never the right time, so he spent his whole life waiting.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AhSparaGus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2021
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My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, β€œIf you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”

I replied, β€œI'm on the toilet, please advise…”

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2020
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A man decides to fulfill his lifelong dream of owning a horse, and goes to a local breeder

Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.

"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."

"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."

The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DweadPiwateWoberts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2020
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A wet dream is actually a dream cum true
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nervoussystem66
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2020
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I had a terrible dream where I was being chased by a female horse after sunset.

It was a night mare.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04 2020
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A man who loved to catch butterflies married the woman of his dreams:

Annette.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Unfussed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2020
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Had a dream yesterday. It was year 2021, There was a new pandemic of stomach flu...

We all had to wear diapers and we quickly recognised that masks in 2020 were not that bad.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2020
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I had a dream where I thought I was in a trigonometric function of an angle...

I thought I was in-sine!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05 2020
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I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT I KNIGHTED AN ELECTRIC FISH.....

IT WAS SIR EEL

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05 2020
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Last night, I had a dream that I had discovered a new color.

But it just turned out to be a pigment of my imagination.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Long-Afternoon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2020
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I recently pursued my dream career of becoming a very successful plagiarizer.

I tried, but I didn't make it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StrawberryMarsMellow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2020
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My wife left her position as a Geologist to pursue her dream as a tennis coach...

...She went from studying faults to double-faults.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04 2020
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I once had a dream about the future

There was milk in the fridge

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gl1tchyVirus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2020
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I went to the doctor, told him I keep having these dreams I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam. Teepee then a wigwam. What's wrong with me, I asked.

Oh, that's easy, said the doctor: you're two tents. (too tense)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Charles_Deetz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01 2020
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I keep having this dream about a horse in full battle armor.

Actually it's probably more of a knight mare.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quint_Cordewener
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It's been a lifelong dream of mine to live in a house with my own clone. But the science has just come out that most people would hate dealing with someone identical to them.

I just don't think I can live with myself after hearing that.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrFillywonk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18 2020
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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheVengefulKitten
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11 2020
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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YostYost
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2020
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Today I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram

I was like 0mg

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tehmayormccheese
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2020
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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night

I woke up exhausted!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08 2020
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I had a dream I was a muffler last night.

and I woke up exhausted.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SimonHaddad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2020
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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25 2020
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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2020
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I had a strange dream last night that I was a muffler.

I woke up exhausted.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thirteen_20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2020
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I had a dream that I was a muffler

I woke up exhausted

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/deadlyporkchop7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2020
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I had a dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow

When I woke up my pillow was gone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/reddit-dude123456789
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2020
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I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda

It was a Fanta Sea

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shadynasty94
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29 2020
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Had a dream that I was a tailpipe last night

I woke up exhausted

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2020
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I had a dream that I was weightless

I was like 0mg.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/recovery_room
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I had a dream last night that I was a muffler.

I woke up exhausted!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/afarris5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17 2020
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I had a dream that I was a muffler...

I woke up exhausted.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/paulie_i_yt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10 2020
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I had a dream I was swimming in a ocean of orange soda...

Turns out it was just a Fanta Sea.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LanaBabie
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Had a dream I was a muffler...

Woke up exhausted.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrcookie623
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22 2020
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Last night I had a dream that I was a muffler

I woke up exhausted.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Berk-Laydee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09 2020
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I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda

It was a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joebaby1975
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13 2019
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Last night I had a dream I was a car muffler

Ugh, I woke up exhausted

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AwesomeBlossem
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19 2020
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I had a dream I was drowning in orange soda.

When I woke up I realized it was a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ilikechefboyardee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13 2020
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I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram....

I was like 0mg!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30 2020
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Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler

I woke up exhausted

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cmk100
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